Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Konrad_the_Barbarian

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• Sep 25, 2021

• #1,281

I pulled a gypsy girl last night. She asked if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.

She wasn’t kidding either......... Waltzers, Dodgems, Ghost Train..... everything.

I even come back with a gold fish.

 

Laughing

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• Sep 25, 2021

• #1,282

Konrad_the_Barbarian said:

I pulled a gypsy girl last night. She asked if I wanted to go back to hers for a good time.

She wasn’t kidding either......... Waltzers, Dodgems, Ghost Train..... everything.

I even come back with a gold fish.

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No you didn't it's illegal to give goldfish as a prize at fair grounds.

 

Konrad_the_Barbarian

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• Sep 25, 2021

• #1,283

Laughing said:

No you didn't it's illegal to give goldfish as a prize at fair grounds.

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Who said it was a prize

 

Laughing

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• Sep 25, 2021

• #1,284

Konrad_the_Barbarian said:

Who said it was a prize

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Good point don't I feel sheepish

 

The_Unicorn

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• Sep 25, 2021

• #1,285

Which Spice girl can still get petrol?

Geri can

 

FatCat

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• Sep 27, 2021

• #1,286

 

Carlos Fandango

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• Sep 28, 2021

• #1,287

When I was baptised the priest wore a false beard and moustache…

It was a blessing in disguise!

 

Carlos Fandango

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• Sep 28, 2021

• #1,288

So for all these years DFS only had to say they were running out of sofas...

 

FatCat

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• Sep 28, 2021

• #1,289

 

FatCat

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• Sep 28, 2021

• #1,290

 

FatCat

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,291

 

Carlos Fandango

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,292

I asked my friend what it’s like living in North Korea…

He said, "Can't complain!"

 

Laughing

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,293

Carlos Fandango said:

I asked my friend what it’s like living in North Korea…

He said, "Can't complain!"

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Don't get it!

 

HarryVegas

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,294

The petrol queue was so long that when I finally got to the front, I got really emotional and started to fill up.

 

WindyNook

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,295

Laughing said:

Don't get it!

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In NK you can't...... wait a minute are they monitoring me?

 

festa5

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• Sep 29, 2021

• #1,296

Carlos Fandango said:

I asked my friend what it’s like living in North Korea…

He said, "Can't complain!"

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my friend just got a job in Seoul. He says its a good Korea move.

 

Muttley

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• Sep 30, 2021

• #1,297

Last year I left my Xmas shopping to the last minute and got all my gifts from Argos on Christmas Eve.

Everyone seemed to love the little pens though.

 

FatCat

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• Sep 30, 2021

• #1,298

 

Konrad_the_Barbarian

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• Oct 4, 2021

• #1,299

My wife said she’s had it with my obsession with TV detectives. She rekons we should split up.
I said “good idea. We’ll cover more ground that way”.

 

Last edited: Oct 4, 2021

Erimus74

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• Oct 4, 2021

• #1,300

I was driving home from work this morning & seen a massive hole in the middle of the road, I pulled over & phoned the police, they said, "they're looking in to it"