Need to create a song for Manure fans to hear..

Ex Footy Legs

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Given they are just one manager after another creating crisis upon mediocre results which is hilarious because their fans would go to every stadium and arrogantly sing ‘you’ve only come to see united’

it used to boil my urine and I vowed the day Ferguson left would bring their success to a grinding halt
And so it has….and their fans spit feathers
Hilarious

but now, I feel collectively we need a ‘Fergies gone’ song
Something sharp and catchy that opposition crowds can quickly become familiar with when they play them….

Any good punchy ideas folks…that can taunt and traumatise them given lots of them dream of the fergie days….?

where’s ya Fergie gone, where’s ya fergie gone….far far away….(where’s ya mamma gone tune)
????
 
They also continually sang ''Always look on the brightside of life'', funny, since Fergie left they've never sung it

Fergie, Clough, Shankly were the best for me & I kept telling a Man Utd workmate I use to work with that once Fergie leaves Man Utd won't be a force thay are at present & TBH they wont again, he disagreed, looks as though I was right
 
What about Bob Paisley? Just because he looked like a car park attendant, never gets a mention.. Liverpool's most successful manager..
Agree, there's many that followed those managers but my point was building something, Paisley acheived more than Shankly but for me he started the dynasty
 
They also repeatedly sing “United! United!”, which could easily become “you’re Shiite now!” Repeat.
 
To the tune of Slade - Come on feel the noise

You've been s**t since Fergie left you
Solskajer cried in a tissue

And Ronalllldo is w**k
And Ronalllldo is w**k
 
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Sporars on fire , your defence is terrified
Duncan’s on fire , your defence is terrified
Aarons on fire , your defence is terrified
Balogun ‘s on fire ! Uh
Na na na na na na na
Repeat x 4
Then start again

I like it , I like it , I like it , I like it
I la la like it la la la
Here we go oh
Boro all over the world
Repeat


We shall overcome
We shall overcome
We shall overcome some day
For deap in my heart I do believe
We shall overcome some day

We will beat Man U
We will beat Man U
We will beat Man U
Today
For deap in my heart , I do believe
We will beat Man U Today
Repeat
 
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You’ve gone from Moyesy to Van Gaal
Van Gaal to Jos, Jose to Sojksjaer
Your still a F***ing joke
And Scholesy still sucks toes (Exchange to still get beat at home once we 2-0 up)

1,2,3,4!

To the tune of Rotterdam by the Beautiful South.
 
Bring back the old one , from George Boeteng
You are Flo, ( Folarin Balogun )
always believe in your soul
You've got the power to know
Your indestructible
Always believe it
Repeat
 
We’ve got to sing something about Fergie being gone because that’s why they are now shyte

I’m loving
‘you’re the shat of Manchester, you’re the shat of Man-Chester….

but also..
Where’s ya fergie gone ? Lalalalalala….where’s your fergie gone ? Far far away…..

we need them to really feel the pain! And let them know that we know….
Then sing….
‘You’ve only come to see the BORO!’
Repeat!
 
We’ve got to sing something about Fergie being gone because that’s why they are now shyte

I’m loving
‘you’re the shat of Manchester, you’re the shat of Man-Chester….

but also..
Where’s ya fergie gone ? Lalalalalala….where’s your fergie gone ? Far far away…..

we need them to really feel the pain! And let them know that we know….
Then sing….
‘You’ve only come to see the BORO!’
Repeat!
To the tune of Will Griggs on fire '
Fergie retired, your defence is terrible
Fergie retired, your midfield is terrible
Fergie retired, your attack is terrible
Fergie retired, boom !
Your not as good as City , infact you are Shiite
Your not as good as City , infact you are shoite
Your not as good as City, in fact you are shoite
your not as good as City !
Repeat
 
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