Bidets - yes or no?

We have a very weird attitude to washing out backsides in this country, we almost make a sport of mocking other cultures which make a much better job of being clean and act like smearing turd around our brown star with paper is somehow preferable to washing it

Best analogy I've seen is if a dog crapped on your kitchen top would you wash it or would you rub it around with kitchen roll until you couldn't see it

We tried to find a middle ground by using wipes and instead ruined the sewers 😂
 
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Just have a shower ffs. Much better.
I grew up in a house with a bidet bathroom, I found the experience a faff and mildly unpleasant.
Slopping around with soap uncertainty and mistrust of the bidet towel. Water all over the shop and dribbling down your legs, might as well have a shower and do the job right.
 
Just have a shower ffs. Much better.
I grew up in a house with a bidet bathroom, I found the experience a faff and mildly unpleasant.
Slopping around with soap uncertainty and mistrust of the bidet towel. Water all over the shop and dribbling down your legs, might as well have a shower and do the job right.
But if a faff every time you go for a dump!
 
Just have a shower ffs. Much better.
I grew up in a house with a bidet bathroom, I found the experience a faff and mildly unpleasant.
Slopping around with soap uncertainty and mistrust of the bidet towel. Water all over the shop and dribbling down your legs, might as well have a shower and do the job right.

Jesus, were you trying to fit your whole body in there? Talk about making something simple complicated.
 
We have a very weird attitude to washing out backsides in this country, we almost make a sport of mocking other cultures which make a much better job of being clean and act like smearing turd around our brown star with paper is somehow preferable to washing it

Best analogy I've seen is if a dog crapped on your kitchen top would you wash it or would you rub it around with kitchen roll until you couldn't see it

We tried to find a middle ground by using wipes and instead ruined the sewers 😂
Nice analogy, although, of course, you don't prepare your dinner on your ass-crack.
 
If you want a bidet or douche, UK water regs state you need to have a fluid category 5 break tank in between the mains and the device to prevent backwards contamination to the main. A lot of plumbers or bathroom fitters don’t realise this and if you install one without the break tank and your local water authority get wind of it, you could be up the creek.
 
A whhaaat?

It’s a water gun that you use to clean your backside after doing yer business, combined with bogroll I find it very efficient. They’re very popular in Asia from my experience.

When I was in Kazakhstan, one of the apartments I lived in was built by a Korean company and had the whole high-tech toilet complete with manoeuvrable jet wash and warm air dryer, got to say I loved it!
 
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