Recent content by Heine_Otto

Good luck. Kick it’s ass

Not quite 72 hours but there you go

Even as I read it in my head - the voice in my head became that of Noel Edmonds

Shambles. Teams at the bottom not really knowing what they need to do to stay up, due to appeals loitering.

Sitting at home watching Gardeners’ World. Sharing a bottle of white wine with Mrs Otto. Cheers folks

I cancelled Sky Sports this month. Not particularly because of the Women’s football, but it’s something I have no interest in. That and Sky Sports ‘Tennis’ There’s just too much stuff on there I don’t want to watch nowadays.

Loved Platty but £25 for a book!!! Is it just me that thinks that’s too expensive?

100% - I feel like it was channelled to me in the voice of David Icke in a dream

Apparently lots of money to be made - Zoe Ball talking about it on This Morning. Too good to be true? What's the experts on here think?

I’d agree with it being legal, but I just can’t stand the smell

Got mine cut today. The two in front of me just paid what they owed. I added a tip. Just a couple of quid but I always have done. Anyone else? What do you pay as standard and do you tip?

I think the test was done on the day when only Jones and Coburn turned up for training. Coburn came second.

Nowhere near the play offs, and not quite in the relegation mire to make it feel like a must win either. Team in poor form with zero confidence, club and fans have written off the season, it's just something to do to pass the time now......

Schwarzer was incredible in that first half. After his error he made some of the best saves I've ever witnessed.

Jonny Howson still going ok 8 years after he peaked