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Margaret Calvert

When phone cameras first were a thing I may have been guilty of recording the odd clip or two - sorry! But then I realised what I was missing in even those brief moments when I wasn't "there and in the moment". Im make a point now of switching my phone off completely when at a gig and yes....I...

When I worked down sarf many years ago I remember Thames Water refusing assistance from Northumbrian on the basis that the water in Keilder was "dirty". This from a company that supplies water that's already been through 8 people before it gets into your glass.

Sydney Sweeney :love::love::love:

Isn't there a stat somewhere that because of Kielder 5% of the population has access to 25% of the nation's water. 1970's forward thinking.

Midwife: "Come on love. One more push!" Me: "Just like having a big poo." Mrs. T: <slap> Me: "What was that for?" Mrs. T: <slap harder>

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