The Hazards of Saudi money

dooderooni

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According to reports in Spain, Eden Hazard has said no to a lucrative move to the Geordies.

"Hazard ‘said no’ to the proposal from the Magpies and wants to join a ‘big player’ in football with Newcastle ‘not an option’."

That's the sort of treatment he usually reserves for Welsh ballboys 😁
 
If the RM squad and management couldn't get him to consistently perform, then I'll have whatever non alcoholic beverage our Saudi chums are having if they think that playing with Lascelles and Joelinton will bring out his best.
 
Newcastle approached me the other day wanting to sign the dog. Told 'em where they could stick their offer. The dog is already in advanced talks with several other clubs anyway.
 
It really is a long-term play isn't it - I'm not sure the Saudis will have the patience if I'm honest.

At present no one will join them as a) they're terrible and b) they seem to have underestimated the moral fibre of some (certainly a lot of European) footballers.

Of course they can't progress until they completely overhaul their entire squad but players won't join until they do. It's a lovely Catch 22! :)
 
The dog is really in demand right now. Derby offered to buy him and then sell him back to himself recently and they tried to bribe him with free Bonios for life but the lad has his head screwed on and he turned them down.
 
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