whips' blackmail cribsheet in May's day

Caesium137 said:
I'm a professional, I'd simply secure a 6ft scaffolding board across my stout buttocks.
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Best of luck mate. You're a braver man than me. Just make sure that you tell someone where you're going and what you're doing so that they can sound the alarm and send out search parties if you lose your way.
 
These are all just inappropriate or embarrassing sexual behaviour. There are 40 on this list.

The financial and corruption list must either have been massive or just something they didn't bother keeping tabs on or accept in Tory MP's like you accept a tiger is going to have stripes.
 
Lefty said:
These are all just inappropriate or embarrassing sexual behaviour. There are 40 on this list.

The financial and corruption list must either have been massive or just something they didn't bother keeping tabs on or accept in Tory MP's like you accept a tiger is going to have stripes.
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Yes Lefty. But the fact that such a list even exist boggles the mind
 
Lefty said:
These are all just inappropriate or embarrassing sexual behaviour. There are 40 on this list.

The financial and corruption list must either have been massive or just something they didn't bother keeping tabs on or accept in Tory MP's like you accept a tiger is going to have stripes.
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To be fair people shouldn't be judged on their sexual behaviour as long as it isn't interfering with their work. And I shouldn't be making comments about the size of Priti Patel's behind either. It is massive though. I kicked her up the @rse once here in Norton. I won't say any more about that on a public forum. If anyone wants to hear the details then send a message to swordtrombonefish. He knows all about it. I don't know what I'd have done if the dog hadn't been there to save me.
 
bumface said:
To be fair people shouldn't be judged on their sexual behaviour as long as it isn't interfering with their work. And I shouldn't be making comments about the size of Priti Patel's behind either. It is massive though. I kicked her up the @rse once here in Norton. I won't say any more about that on a public forum. If anyone wants to hear the details then send a message to swordtrombonefish. He knows all about it. I don't know what I'd have done if the dog hadn't been there to save me.
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Which buttock was in Norton and where was the other one?
 
swordtrombonefish said:
Best not to ask, inter-dimensional objects create paradoxes that mere mortals should steer clear of, unless armed with a house brick or a knobberie and a bottle of something strong enough to wipe the memories clean when they wake.
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They don't understand mate. You're the only one who knows the full story about what happened that night. I nearly lost a leg and they just want to make jokes about it.
 
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