The Spanish guy Newcastle bought, no idea of his name. Think he broke his finger and never played a game.
I've probably imagined the whole thing mind...
Elena Marcelino is pictured above during the 2-0 defeat against Manchester United. 15 League apps (+2 as sub), 0 goals | |||||||
Gijon: | 1993-1994 | Played | 2 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Primera Liga) |
1994-1995 | Played | 8 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Primera Liga) | |
1995-1996 | Played | 4 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Primera Liga) | |
Real Mallorca: | 1996-1997 | Played | 33 | Scored | 4 | goals | |
1997-1998 | Played | 36 | Scored | 2 | goals | (Primera Liga) | |
1998-1999 | Played | 34 | Scored | 3 | goals | (Primera Liga) | |
Transferred on 16/7/1999 for £5.8m. | |||||||
Newcastle: | 1999-2000 | Played | 11 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Premiership) |
2000-2001 | Played | 6 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Premiership) | |
2001-2002 | Played | 0 | Scored | 0 | goals | (Premiership) | |
Not sure how he fukced us over.. 40 appearances for boro and 9 goals. Monk didn’t fancy him, Pulis didn’t fancy him.. just daft old Barcelona!No way he wasn't.
Braithwaite ****ed us over 3 times in 3 seasons.
He was an awful, awful signing.
If Assombalonga hadn't left on a free transfer, Braithwaite would be up there as one of our worst second division permanent transfers for value for money.
Not sure how he fukced us over.. 40 appearances for boro and 9 goals. Monk didn’t fancy him, Pulis didn’t fancy him.. just daft old Barcelona!
2017/18 - loaned to Bordeaux
2018/19 - loaned to Leganes
2019/20 - signed for Leganes £5m loss
£1.5m wages per year.. subsidised by two loans.. so lets say we payed £7.5m all in for Braithwaite - £3.75m a season
Britt Assombalonga
£1.9 wages per year over four years totalling £7.6m plus a £15m transfer fee totalling £22,6m - £5.65m a season
it's worth mentioning that Barcelona paid £16.2m for Martin Braithwaite after he left us. his value increased suggesting that he was not a bad signing at all. we just had two bad managers
Garry Monk was completely out of his depth and ripped us off, Tony Pulis was dreadful, wasting money and underperforming with a squad that should have been automatically promoted.
He wasn't as bad as Britt Assombalonga. He came on the promise of smashing the league, the manager wasn't up for it and Tony Pulis was dreadful.He played every single game under Monk, barring the ones he was injured for.
He then asked to leave as soon as Pulis came in.
He then came back in the summer, played every game at the start of the season and then asked to leave but was kept as he was playing well.
As soon as he didn't get his move, he stopped trying and then demanded a move again in January which he got.
Pulis left, Braithwaite then came back and demanded to leave yet again, and was finally sold at a significant loss after 2 years of F***ing us about.
The Barcelona saga is not worth mentioning, they signed him because of a ridiculous La Liga rule owing to the fact every striker in their squad was injured and he was the cheapest available option.
They've currently trying to offload him.
He was an awful signing for us.
He wasn't as bad as Britt Assombalonga. He came on the promise of smashing the league, the manager wasn't up for it and Tony Pulis was dreadful.
Aleksandar Mitrović and Tammy Abraham said they didn't want to come to us because of Tony Pulis.