Now saying he's on his way to Leeds Bradford as we speak and deal to be completed today. Can't spell Teesside. And why would a Daily Star journalist put all his stories on Twitter anyway? Very strange behaviour.
Tonight's viewing: The Winter War (Russia's invasion of Finland, 1939).
I'll be honest, I've been to Sweden but had no idea Russia had ever been a threat to the country and it's only watching this and seeing the map that I realise why Sweden needs people like our man.