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    6 years 8 months for killing someone

    I think part of the problem is we’re not sure in this country what prison is for. Is it to punish the offender, to protect the public, to avenge the victims (and their families) or to rehabilitate the offender. I think if the sentence was broken down into elements of all of the above we would...
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    A Little Brainteaser

    Am I missing something obvious or a joke, if not the answer is 19, I don’t need to state the values since that is the right answer.
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    Having a poo in someone else's house

    Funniest thing I’ve seen for ages.
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    Having a poo in someone else's house

    We once had an electrician called Rob working in our house who obviously used the bog but left loads of skiddies behind, he was forever known by everyone as ‘drop yer bait Bob’
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    Nightclubing alone?

    Not ever really been a nightclubber, but partly because of my job I’ve always spent nights on my own. I’m in Lanzarote now and it’s two weeks before Mrs F joins me but I’m happy to go out solo.
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    54 tomorrow

    Wow happy birthday, just less than ten years younger than me , the time flies and it seems to fly faster all the time. Hope you’re ok and enjoy the day.
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    Dad Jokes - all welcome!

    Monday: Gregg Tuesday: Ian Wednesday: Gregg Thursday: Ian Friday:Gregg Saturday: Ian Sunday: Gregg The original Gregorian calendar.
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    Live Aid 40 years on

    Crosby Stills and Nash, which one is it looks like that old porn star Ron somebody?
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    I cried again tonight, always do and I don’t care who thinks I’m a wuss.
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    Live Aid 40 years on

    Watched it with my 1st wife in our little flat in Durham. I remember we went to the pub for a couple of hours early evening (even though we had no money) so we can’t have been that gripped.
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    This came on my Spotify tonight for the first time in yonks.
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    The weekend beer and music thread

    Just spent twenty minutes chasing a quite big lizard round the bedroom, eventually I persuaded it that it was actually in both our interests if it took a ride on the dustpan. Turns out shining the torch on my phone into its eyes seemed to stupefy it. Anyway, somehow a song I’d forgotten about...
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    Anyone ever even heard of this song

    More plays than any Taylor Swift song though? Really?
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    Anyone ever even heard of this song

    Don’t do Tim Tom, so that may be why it’s a mystery to me 🤷
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    Air India Flight to Gatwick crash - unconfirmed 242 on board

    This sounds feasible, know nowt about planes, but a bit about control systems and in a modern plane like this I would guess (just an educated guess) they probably sent a signal to a control system rather than doing an actual isolation. In which case the electrical problems they appeared to be...
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    Anyone ever even heard of this song

    Why? Like my music but this was a totally mystery to me and the beebs claims seemed outlandish
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    Anyone ever even heard of this song

    https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwyxqxv7y4zo
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    Optical Illusion - What do you see

    What? It’s not an optical illusion at all it’s just some badly laid bricks.
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    Ed Flipping Sheeran's Art

    Looks like a load of old Pollocks to me.
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