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  1. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Saints fans getting voice notes from Ted Rogers now…. 😂
  2. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Saints fans grumbling about how long it’s taking. Conveniently forgetting that they asked for more time. Got to be the thickest fans on the planet
  3. Norton_your_Nelly

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    I’ve heard the hearing is delayed. Will Salt not available to give evidence. He’s taken a day’s holiday and gone to Hull
  4. Norton_your_Nelly

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    He’s spelt Southampton as ‘the EFL’ there
  5. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    It’s got to the point now my wife just starts every conversation with ‘any news?’
  6. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Yep, the bigger the prize, the easier it is to argue against the punishment. Great argument that 😂😂😂
  7. Norton_your_Nelly

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    The argument is an absolute whopper…. We’ve cheated to get into a £200m match But you can’t kick us out cos that would be the equivalent of a £200m fine. Er…. Yeah that’s correct
  8. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Not sure the size of the potential prize has any bearing. Or is he saying it’s fine to cheat for a massive prize? Absolute idiot
  9. Norton_your_Nelly

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    When 12.30 comes around it’ll be like the scene from Apollo 13 where they wait for radio contact on re-entry…
  10. Norton_your_Nelly

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    I was actually singing that in my head when I wrote it 😂
  11. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Only 21 minutes to go…..
  12. Norton_your_Nelly

    Imagine when the decision is made public...

    Not quite for me. Feels like we’re into the last 30 seconds, we’re going out unless something happens. So it’s either a last minute winner or the ref blows the full time whistle and it’s over.
  13. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Strapping myself in here….
  14. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Southampton on the brain…. Think you mean Hull 😂
  15. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Thanks Will
  16. Norton_your_Nelly

    If Sunderland and Southampton were playing in an FA cup final

    One vote for Sinners so far? Maddison?
  17. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Really interesting in seeing this so just googled ‘German Fisting’ 🧐
  18. Norton_your_Nelly

    Tommy Conway ruled out of World Cup

    Desperately sad news. Good luck with the rehab TC
  19. Norton_your_Nelly

    EUROVISION!!!!

    Australia / Ukraine / Finland
  20. Norton_your_Nelly

    EUROVISION!!!!

    Good shout that I reckon
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