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  1. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Wow. Genuinely cannot believe this. Been addicted to this thread since the start but never thought the EFL would be ballsy enough to do what they’ve done. Massive thanks to everyone who’s contributed. I feel like I’ve bonded with people I don’t know on this thread and have genuinely felt a...
  2. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Saints fans getting voice notes from Ted Rogers now…. 😂
  3. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Saints fans grumbling about how long it’s taking. Conveniently forgetting that they asked for more time. Got to be the thickest fans on the planet
  4. Norton_your_Nelly

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    I’ve heard the hearing is delayed. Will Salt not available to give evidence. He’s taken a day’s holiday and gone to Hull
  5. Norton_your_Nelly

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    He’s spelt Southampton as ‘the EFL’ there
  6. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    It’s got to the point now my wife just starts every conversation with ‘any news?’
  7. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Yep, the bigger the prize, the easier it is to argue against the punishment. Great argument that 😂😂😂
  8. Norton_your_Nelly

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    The argument is an absolute whopper…. We’ve cheated to get into a £200m match But you can’t kick us out cos that would be the equivalent of a £200m fine. Er…. Yeah that’s correct
  9. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Not sure the size of the potential prize has any bearing. Or is he saying it’s fine to cheat for a massive prize? Absolute idiot
  10. Norton_your_Nelly

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    When 12.30 comes around it’ll be like the scene from Apollo 13 where they wait for radio contact on re-entry…
  11. Norton_your_Nelly

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    I was actually singing that in my head when I wrote it 😂
  12. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Only 21 minutes to go…..
  13. Norton_your_Nelly

    Imagine when the decision is made public...

    Not quite for me. Feels like we’re into the last 30 seconds, we’re going out unless something happens. So it’s either a last minute winner or the ref blows the full time whistle and it’s over.
  14. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Strapping myself in here….
  15. Norton_your_Nelly

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    Southampton on the brain…. Think you mean Hull 😂
  16. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Thanks Will
  17. Norton_your_Nelly

    If Sunderland and Southampton were playing in an FA cup final

    One vote for Sinners so far? Maddison?
  18. Norton_your_Nelly

    BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Really interesting in seeing this so just googled ‘German Fisting’ 🧐
  19. Norton_your_Nelly

    Tommy Conway ruled out of World Cup

    Desperately sad news. Good luck with the rehab TC
  20. Norton_your_Nelly

    EUROVISION!!!!

    Australia / Ukraine / Finland
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