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Have we been mislead all these years? Well, it bloody well looks like it. 'Although, I’m not saying it’s easy like, say, learning History, Sociology or Business Studies,' commented Kevin Carmichael, a leading Middlesbrough rocket scientist.'...

'When will it ever end?' This is what some people are asking. 'We don't know', reply some other people. 'Then, one day Cassidy, who had remained true to his word for the whole 52 years, turned up and said he was stopping the pigs.'...

What was he thinking? We'll probably never know but he must have been thinking something. 'At FNOM, we are more shocked than outraged, although that shock does occasionally become outrage when we’re so shocked we become outraged but, thankfully, after several cups of tea and a ginger biscuit...

Don't worry. Just don't go to Albert Park because we have absolutely no idea where the mysterious creature is, and it could be there, so don't go unless, of course, you just want to have a nice walk. 'An eyewitness said, 'I thought at the time that if this thing leaves a footprint somewhere...

Shocking news and it looks like the culprits may well get away with it. Come on the Police. 'Police criminal profiler, Jesse Jameson, said, ‘Although we have no descriptions of the robbers at the moment, you can bet your bottom dollar that these are people who really really like parmos, know...

It's never easy to hear a challenge to something we've accepted for hundreds of years but sometimes we just have to listen. 'He further claims that rather than being ‘completely useless’, Hilda was actually the most able and talented of the 3 devils and was simply not given enough recognition...

Is it right that a former mayor of anywhere, let alone Middlesbrough, should become a professional darts player? We don't know but the facts are here. 'Rumours that he might become a firefighter were quickly extinguished when pictures emerged of him refusing to climb a ladder and failing to...

Why didn't it work here in Middlesbrough when it was so successful elsewhere in the world? 'Over 1,674 books have been written about what is generally referred to as ‘The Middlesbrough Failure’ and it has become a common thesis topic for postgraduate students studying very difficult subjects.'...

Over 8,000 votes! Not the usual Boro classics about former Boro managers saying stuff, geordies going to Rome and being the finest team in football. We've done that. An ALTERNATIVE top 10 as voted by you. 8. ‘Oh Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Platt’. The only one in the top 10...

Terry Cochrane 1978-83 'What a lot of people don't realise is that when Boro fans sing, ‘We’ve got Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Cochrane on our wing, on our wing, we’ve got Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry Cochrane on our wing, on our wing, Terry, Terry Cochrane, Terry Cochrane on our wing, we’ve got...

Mido 2007-2010 'When I played for Spurs I was so fast I was known as Mido the Torpedo but since I came to Boro they just call me Parmo Boy.'

Joseph Job 2000-06 'I love it when the Boro fans sing ‘There's only one Job on Teesside’ because I, like them, am a big fan of irony.'

There probably isn't one single fan going to the World Cup who wants a beer in the stadium anyway unless you're corporate, of course.. 'Also, apparently the 1990 Italia World Cup was really brilliant as well but that was more for the hooliganism and the Italian police brutality towards England...

An event that many of us have heard of but know very little about. This article probably won't help in that respect. 'Another confusing factor about miracles is that not all of them are good, in fact some might be considered to be downright bad. For example, how did Liz Truss become the Prime...

Hull 1 Middlesbrough 3 Match Report Tuesday 1st November 2022 'Giles will get the plaudits for the run and finish but the turn and pass with the outside of the foot from Akpom to put him in was one that Kevin de Bruyne would have been proud of.'...

Preston 2 Middlesbrough 1 Match Report Saturday 29th October 2022 'Quite why Ryan Giles, after a Preston flick into the box, was left surrounded by 2, arguably 3, Preston attackers will remain a bit of a mystery, but he was, and so Emil Riis kindly accepted the invitation to slam the ball into...

Extremely rare but doctors say completely possible. 'It is believed the head collapse is caused by a swelling of the reaction marble in the outer mandible inner face thigh bone cheek, induced by a level and frequency of smiling that is simply unacceptable to the body’s main quasi sympathetic...

Middlesbrough 0 Huddersfield 0 Match Report Saturday 22nd October 2022 'At half time, everyone had a chat about the highlights of the game which, in fairness, only took about 2 minutes so the rest of the time nearly everyone was just stood there in complete silence. One or two people did...

Wigan 1 Middlesbrough 4 Match Report Wednesday 19th October 2022 'The referee pointed to the penalty spot so that all the players and fans of both sides knew exactly where it was and where the penalty would be taken from.'...

Inevitable really but sad nonetheless. 'He was able to open his first bath superstore on Rue de Linthorpe, as it was known in those days, as most of the early settlers in the town were thought to be French. Years later, invading British settlers scared off most of the French people and nowadays...