But if a faff every time you go for a dump!Just have a shower ffs. Much better.
I grew up in a house with a bidet bathroom, I found the experience a faff and mildly unpleasant.
Slopping around with soap uncertainty and mistrust of the bidet towel. Water all over the shop and dribbling down your legs, might as well have a shower and do the job right.
You need a degree in electrical engineering to operate some of those loo seats in Japan.Get a Japanese style with heated seats.
Just have a shower ffs. Much better.
I grew up in a house with a bidet bathroom, I found the experience a faff and mildly unpleasant.
Slopping around with soap uncertainty and mistrust of the bidet towel. Water all over the shop and dribbling down your legs, might as well have a shower and do the job right.
To keep the wine coldThat are a must have in Ingleby Barwick.
What's one of them?Overrated Imo — just get a water spray
A whhaaat?Get a bum-gun, proper game changer and no plop-waddling from bog to bidet.
Nice analogy, although, of course, you don't prepare your dinner on your ass-crack.We have a very weird attitude to washing out backsides in this country, we almost make a sport of mocking other cultures which make a much better job of being clean and act like smearing turd around our brown star with paper is somehow preferable to washing it
Best analogy I've seen is if a dog crapped on your kitchen top would you wash it or would you rub it around with kitchen roll until you couldn't see it
We tried to find a middle ground by using wipes and instead ruined the sewers
This. This is the correct answer.Get a bum-gun, proper game changer and no plop-waddling from bog to bidet.
A whhaaat?