Could us FMTTMers do our duty and have fielded a side for MFC?

I could be a corner flag if that helps, but if we score i don’t want anyone kicking me as part of their celebration
 
I had visions of you standing with a Ukulele in the middle of the park when I first read that. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Either or mate. You won't get me doing much running doing either aswell. Park my backside in the middle and spray balls around like Scholes. 😎
 
Thank goodness, nobody claimed my spot in the team, left back in the changing room!
My claim to fame was as a 'super sub' for the senior school team at Egglescliffe comp. We got into Snr Schools Cup final in 74 and played against St.Bedes 'A' team(I think) at Billingham Synth, got stuffed 3-0 and one of their players in midfield was on Blackpools books or ready to sign. He ran the game I got 4 goals in 6 cup matches to reach that final. Took up rowing as my sport after that.
 
In my early 20s I took over the nickname of a guy who was called The Animal. He stayed in the team though. Just I was more aggressive.

So perhaps a role as a defensive midfielder would be right for me.
 
I hear Vera is a cracking center forward. Whilst not a member of this board, we could loan her for a game or two. For my part, anywhere on the right, I need to stand on my left peg!
 
Played right back in my younger days so ink me in for that. Mind you none of this wing back rubbish, I'm strictly not going over the halfway line, nosebleed territory. Junior Chickenrunner, who frequents this place, can play up front with his tales of former glories at the Conyers artificial pitches. Mind you I think he's very much in the Slaven mould, greedy and probably perennially offside.😊
 
I was a good center half back in my college/uni days.
In the Uni league my team finished 3rd out of 12 and I resembled prime David luiz, run the full length of the pitch beating 3 man to skew a shot to the corner flag 😂 pencil me in
 
I was a good center half back in my college/uni days.
In the Uni league my team finished 3rd out of 12 and I resembled prime David luiz, run the full length of the pitch beating 3 man to skew a shot to the corner flag 😂 pencil me in

If you ran the full length of the field from centre half and only beat 3 men I'm questioning the opposition's tactical set up. By any chance was Kevin Keegan managing your opponents in this scenario?

I could do a job at centre half or defensive midfield (by do a job, I mean hopelessly miss time my challenges and potentially injure the opposition).
 
My timing was out completely. I was freakishly fit, almost superhuman but had no footballing brain. By the time I knew what I was doing my knees were shot. Never mind.
 
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