Dad Jokes - all welcome!

Reminded at the weekend by a joke my dad told me in the 70s and the hey day of Ayresome Park

Why is the chickenrunner always welcome at house parties?

Because he brings all the boo’s.
 
(variation on a theme)
I resigned from my job as foreman at the keyboard factory. The shifts were all over the place and I had no CTRL.
We are now seeing a joke evolve. It's now a 2 phase routine. Your delivery sucks though Dood.

I resigned my job as foreman at the keyboard factory. The shifts were all over the place. (Wait for raucous laughter to die down) . And I had no ctrl.
 
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