Food opinions

[Bruce Requests]

They’re like bumholes - we’ve all got em, some of them stink.

Let’s hear em.

Here’s a couple of mine:

If Salad Cream were French it would be more universally popular than mayonnaise.

Brioche burger buns are the devil’s work.

 

[speckyget]

If Salad Cream were French it would be more universally popular than mayonnaise.

That's like saying hammers are better than nails. Two totally different things - different emulsions for different....needs.

 

[chickenrunner]

If Salad Cream were French it would be more universally popular than mayonnaise.

Mayonnaise just seems to have that 'je ne sais quoi', I don't know what, it just sounds better in French.

 

[Vzzzbx]

My old manager used to call me a wrong 'un for having salad cream on scrambled eggs... salad cream is amazing, much better than mayonnaise.

 

[El Guapo]

Salad cream, cheese and crisp sandwiches just would not work with mayo.

 

[speckyget]

Mayonnaise just seems to have that 'je ne sais quoi', I don't know what, it just sounds better in French.

Although it originated in Mahón in Menorca, albeit during French occupation ('Mahónaisse').

 

[Legz]

Mayo is absolutely foul .....salad cream is elite. Cheese, onion and salad cream sandwich is the food of the gods!!


I get tortured for having brown sauce on toast but it's a bacon butty.....without the bacon....bloody lush!!

 

[Muttley]

Only the sickest of the sick, the denizens of hell's deepest pits and mackems would consider salad cream as fit for consumption. Vile abomination.

 

[hobblewobble]

I cannot eat a salad without salad cream.
I was in hospital a few years back and i tried one main course which was awful, so for the next fortnight i had salads for lunch and tea, without salad cream i would have starved.

 

[Bruce Requests]

That's like saying hammers are better than nails. Two totally different things - different emulsions for different....needs.

Nah you wouldn’t play Salad Cream and Mayonnaise as a front pairing as they’re too similar. For me Salad Cream is the first choice lone striker. Mayonnaise would only get a game if Salad Cream was missing for some reason.

 

[joeydiaz]

A man should not eat desserts

 

[Bruce Requests]

Only the sickest of the sick, the denizens of hell's deepest pits and mackems would consider salad cream as fit for consumption. Vile abomination.

Reported!

 

[StrelectricDave]

Salad cream is a fine condiment, a must have with any self respecting salad, nice with a few chips too.

To really understand the devil at his table, you will see him eating stuff like streaky bacon (or lardy strips as I call them) along with the evilness of cheese straws, pickled cabbage and liver, kidney and other offal, it is all tripe. Speaking of tripe, what is the point of that, when you swallow it, it shoots back up your oesophagus faster than a kid on the summit plummet at Disney’s Blizzard Beach.

 

[Bruce Requests]

A man should not eat desserts

That’s a bold statement but yes, I can go with that.

 

[Bruce Requests]

Salad cream is a fine condiment, a must have with any self respecting salad, nice with a few chips too.

To really understand the devil at his table, you will see him eating stuff like streaky bacon (or lardy strips as I call them) along with the evilness of cheese straws, pickled cabbage and liver, kidney and other offal, it is all tripe. Speaking of tripe, what is the point of that, when you swallow it, it shoots back up your oesophagus faster than a kid on the summit plummet at Disney’s Blizzard Beach.

I’m a streaky bacon convert but can live with back. Smoked bacon is however, created by the devil himself over the fires of hell.

 

[KDG]

Salad Cream and Ketchup on a Fish Finger butty

Heaven

 

[festa5]

A man should not eat desserts

Unless its a cheese board.

Although I suppose there's a further question about whether it's technically a dessert or not.

 

[Nano]

I’m a streaky bacon convert but can live with back. Smoked bacon is however, created by the devil himself over the fires of hell.

That's what gives it the lovely smoky flavour.

 

[speckyget]

Nah you wouldn’t play Salad Cream and Mayonnaise as a front pairing as they’re too similar. For me Salad Cream is the first choice lone striker. Mayonnaise would only get a game if Salad Cream was missing for some reason.

Three little words my friend. Marie, Rose and Sauce. Front three of mayo, salad cream and tomato ketchup. It's the only explanation for the evolutionary arc of the prawn - FACT.

 

[The_Tiler]

I can't use a jar of mayonnaise without saying "mayonaaaisse" in the voice of Louis Gossett Jnr, in the Officer and a Gentleman.

The wife thinks I'm mad, so I stick to salad cream.