Food opinions

[Bruce Requests]

Salad cream and tomato ketchup? Without the entente created by light, creamy mayo??

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Light and creamy mayo is for bairns. Tummy in, chest out and grow an adult’s palette that appreciates the lascivious pleasure of the vinegary goodness that is salad cream mixed with ketchup.

 

[Kilburn]

And this isn't an opinion, it's FACT (and as I've put that in capitals, it can't be argued with) - Celery is the must disgusting thing passing itself off as a foodstuff in the culinary world

The mistake people make with celery is thinking its something to have raw as a salad item. It's pointless at best raw, but very good chopped up and fried as part of the base for soups, stews etc. I usually keep some in the fridge for cooking, but can't remember the last time I ate it raw.

 

[speckyget]

Light and creamy mayo is for bairns. Tummy in, chest out and grow an adult’s palette that appreciates the lascivious pleasure of the vinegary goodness that is salad cream mixed with ketchup.

If I want vinegary goodness I can get a pint on the concourse.

 

[El Guapo]

The mistake people make with celery is thinking its something to have raw as a salad item. It's pointless at best raw, but very good chopped up and fried as part of the base for soups, stews etc. I usually keep some in the fridge for cooking, but can't remember the last time I ate it raw.

Celery filled with cream cheese and branston pickle is good

 

[boringblock_21]

The mistake people make with celery is thinking its something to have raw as a salad item. It's pointless at best raw, but very good chopped up and fried as part of the base for soups, stews etc. I usually keep some in the fridge for cooking, but can't remember the last time I ate it raw.

And something I have just discovered should anyone in your household become allergic to celery, before you banish them (which is hard to do with the missus), consider using very fresh and finely diced broccoli stem as a reasonable substitute (especially in your mirepoix).

 

[Chutney]

By and large sauce (whether it be ketchup, brown, mayo, salad cream, BBQ etc) is rank and should be nowhere near a plate.

Meat on the bone is for dogs, not humans.

I'll extend this to shellfish, especially in restaurants. If you expect me to finish the prep on the food, then give me a cut of the chef's salary.

 

[Bruce Requests]

I'll extend this to shellfish, especially in restaurants. If you expect me to finish the prep on the food, then give me a cut of the chef's salary.

*Also see bread slicers in the supermarket. You’ve shut the bakery to cut costs so now I’ve got to spend 5 minutes of my life slicing the bread for you?!?

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

100%. Retain more moisture too. Chicken breasts are for children

Oh here we come, you always get the "I'm so manly, I eat bones for breakfast" lot.

I like my meat to resemble a lump of protein, not to look like something I ran over in my car earlier that morning.

 

[Chutney]

Oh here we come, you always get the "I'm so manly, I eat bones for breakfast" lot.

I like my meat to resemble a lump of protein, not to look like something I ran over in my car earlier that morning.

Why can't it be both?

 

[anth25]

Am I allowed to say on here that parmos are massively over-rated

 

[wyliefan]

Brioche burger buns are the devil’s work.

Talking of the devil's work - Turmeric - ridiculous stuff,it stains everything it touches - it even stains stains.

 

[Legz]

Am I allowed to say on here that parmos are massively over-rated

Parmo's are awful....yeah there I said it!!

 

[Bruce Requests]

Talking of the devil's work - Turmeric - ridiculous stuff,it stains everything it touches - it even stains stains.

In a Beetroot vs Turmeric stain-off my money would be on beetroot.

 

[Priv]

If Salad Cream were French it would be more universally popular than mayonnaise.

They are both disgusting.

 

[Bruce Requests]

They are both disgusting.

 

[JamOnRevenge]

Onions are possibly the worst thing you can add to anything, followed by leeks.

 

[ForssAwakens]

Dippy eggs are for adults

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Parmo's are awful....yeah there I said it!!

Absolute agitator you are.. You didn't say this to Lee on the 1%... you said Hi Lee , I'm from Teesside and I lurve a Parmo, get me to the last round and I'll share one wiv ya. ( I think )

 

[Legz]

Absolute agitator you are.. You didn't say this to Lee on the 1%... you said Hi Lee , I'm from Teesside and I lurve a Parmo, get me to the last round and I'll share one wiv ya. ( I think )

Actually what we talked about was if you put cream or jam on a scone first. He heard me say who cares....and asked why I said that....I said because it goes in the same way and come out the same way!!

 

[Muttley]

Parmo's are awful....yeah there I said it!!

Grocer's don't do parmos...

Are you from Sunderland?