Jermaine Defoe

[Madeinbrazil]

Just scored Hat trick on Soccer Aid , sign him up - Super Sub

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

It’s only 3-0 and Damson Idris scored the first

Must be like the 8 dart finish, a 2 goal hat trick

 

[S7DiscoDown]

Genuinely a better finisher than any of our CFs.

Also quicker than Strelec. Sign him up

 

[Madeinbrazil]

Won't bother with Marler in goal tho

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Won't bother with Marler in goal tho

They waxed lyrical about his save at the foot of the post… could’ve thrown his cap on it though and still kept it out

 

[sambaDTR]

He’s only 2 years older than Ronaldo as well!

 

[sambaDTR]

Joe Mahler reminds me of Rene Higuita. A bit eccentric!

 

[Acklam_Lad]

Was anyone else laughing at the length of Marlers Sleeves?

I reckon they would reach the 18 yard box if he took his gloves off

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

I’d take either that Idris or Rizwan, both faster than all of our team