Middlesbrough Council Approves Plans for 50 Acre Llama Farm in Town

Great news for the town! Let's hope it actually happens for a change.

'Although a name for the farm has yet to be decided, llama experts think that the most appropriate name would be the Fistpump-Crisis Middlesbrough Peruvian Dalwheyaye Llama Farm, but think it will probably just end up being called the Middlesbrough Llama Farm, largely because of the complete lack of imagination of the people who usually get to name llama farms.'
 
Big, big response. Thank you.
Early afternoon update. The government has just confirmed that the COVID crisis will still be ongoing in 2039 so its full steam ahead for the llama farm, and that the farm will be called The Middlesbrough Llama Farm of Magic Happenings.
 
I heard that due to many Tibetans crossing the channel in the last year we were going to open a 50 acre Lama farm.
 
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