Missing the toilet

[Hap]

I never had a problem until I took up darts.

Doctor says I’m not to travel, on the bus anymore, with them in my front trouser pocket.

I’ve since been referred to see a clarinet player, to advise me on how best to hold it…

(I’m here all week. Good job it’s Saturday…)

 

[PudseyBoro]

No excuse not to clean it up. However may be caused by a medical condition.

I've suffered from urethral strictures for 30 years and this causes spraying so chose to sit for a pee.
The stricture causes the stream to split and whilst one can be bang on target the other may shoot off in a completely random direction!

Just before Christmas it blocked completely so had an op to replace the blocked urethra with skin from my cheek. Happy to now be able to pee and aim normally.

 

[Boro.Fur]

Who's never had a rogue pube stretched over their jap's eye?

Some right judgemental fvckers on this forum lately.

 

[Hap]

Who's never had a rogue pube stretched over their jap's eye?

Some right judgemental fvckers on this forum lately.

Very long hair, or something?

 

[The vomiting vicar]

India isn't a Muslim country.

Didn’t say it was just pointing out that in the muslim countries I have worked in they have that sign in the contractors toilets

 

[JimboJenkins]

I'd normally loosen my trousers before 'commencing'.

They've been around since before i was a kid, those are the little steps that lets litttle toddler lads reach the bog to pee. I had one but i used to just pee in that cause it was easier

 

[Alan_Breck]

Women are the worst when they do a "hover", and not sitting. Carnage.

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