My Rose has left me…

El Guapo

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……I’m in a mood

She’s gone to Kenya

With the bloke from Allied Carpets

She wasn’t immunised

That’s a legal requirement

She’s increasingly slapdash

Since we bought that new hearth rug



My Rose has left me

I'm in a mood

She went to Kenya

With the bloke from Allied Carpets

We couldn’t have children

That didn't stop us from trying

We were turned down for adoption

Because of her bizarre appearance



Oh, Rose how we loved you

But where are you now?

Alone with your salesman

You adulterous cow
 
Great ‘albeit’ dated omnibus after this classic from M&O’H



“ You wouldn’t belieeeeve “ how much I loved Vic & Bob
 
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