National Limerick Day

We’re off to North Shields for fish & chips,
We’ll stand on the quay looking out at the ships.
We’ll buy a dressed crab with T-shirt and boots,
Then return back to Teesside with our Geordie loot.

I am also going to Axminster Tools but that doesn't rhyme. ;)
 
There was an old man called Nichols

For lunch he’d eat herrings and pickles

His fanzine needs changing

The masthead's amazing

It looks like Hammers and Sickles…
 
There was a young man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "you've a tight un"
She replied "bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole,
There's plenty of room in the right un"
 
A young sperm, alack and forsooth
At the moment of sexual truth
Had hoped to fall
On the womb's spongy wall
But was dashed to it’s death on a tooth!


Two young ladies from north of the town
Made sixty-nine love on the ground
Their unbridled lust
Leaked out in the dust
And made so much mud that they drowned.
 
T'was a poster whose name rhymes with clown
Who did cause many to frown
He'd argue black's white
And sometimes spout sh*te.
I hope his internet's down.
 
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