Olympics - Urban Events

Muttley

Muttley

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I must admit I've quite enjoyed some of the new Olympic events. But I think they need an equivalent of the "Modern Pentathlon" an "Urban Pentathlon"

I'd prefer to avoid events where judging is involved so maybe

1. BMX racing
2. Parkour (a timed run over obstacles)
3. Sports climbing
4.
5. Laser pistol shooting and street running (the modern pentathlon runs "cross country" this would be urban running)

Any ideas for the missing event? Shooting baskets on a basket ball court?
 
Muttley said:
I must admit I've quite enjoyed some of the new Olympic events. But I think they need an equivalent of the "Modern Pentathlon" an "Urban Pentathlon"

I'd prefer to avoid events where judging is involved so maybe

1. BMX racing
2. Parkour (a timed run over obstacles)
3. Sports climbing
4.
5. Laser pistol shooting and street running (the modern pentathlon runs "cross country" this would be urban running)

Any ideas for the missing event? Shooting baskets on a basket ball court?
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Graffiti art or Greggs eating?
 
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Not sure how you'd score it, mind.
 
1. 8 pints of lager speed event
2. Steak bake challenge
3. Hurling (abuse at the general public)
4. Throwing (up) event
5. Street urination challenge
6. Boxing
 
There's already what is basically competitive tig/tag which is set around a course which might fill the gap for #4. It's been on TV already and is quite entertaining to watch. Sort of parkour but 1 v 1 in an elimination format

 
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