Sharapova retiring.

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Great player, but mercifully we now won't have to endure her shrieking like a banshee anymore.

 

[WoodallServices]

Have you had the glass up against our wall again.

 

[KingOfTheTribes]

Great doper - she did it for years legally then got busted. She won't be missed.

 

[1finny]

She could be persuaded to replace Woody