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Museum Piece Mogg but I will raise a glass if my vote can take Clarke out.

Fartage will get Clacton then go missing from Clacton.

Are we allowed to drink on a school night? If so what's your tipple?
 
Would happily take a smaller Labour majority nationwide as long as they retook Teesside and the majority of Scotland.

I feel like Farage will get in now, sadly, there are enough daft bigots to vote for him.
 
Would happily take a smaller Labour majority nationwide as long as they retook Teesside and the majority of Scotland.

I feel like Farage will get in now, sadly, there are enough daft bigots to vote for him.
Enough daft bigots in Clacton on Sea whose lives have gone down the shitter thanks, in the main, to 14 years of Tory rule but somehow blame it all instead on migrants because some posh beer drinking frog faced racist tells them that.
 
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Hopefully Liz Truss, too many of the smug faced so and so to choose from - would love to see Teesside turning fully red (no local support for Houchen for his NAO Investigation🤞)

Unfortunately yes.

New Question 4 - how long could we see Starmer lasting and who would replace him. Have little confidence in him at the moment, hope to be proved wrong - I can see maybe 18 months - 2 years with Angela Rayner taking over hopefully!
 
1. 400+
2. On a personal level Jacob Young, but Liz Truss/JRM/Sunak would be funny
3. Sadly, yes. But he will quickly get bored and abandon his constituents for America, probably
 
With Labour clearly going on to win the General Election July 4th 2024 by the political landslide - (weigh the votes, dont bother counting 'em !!) - 'Teesside' will do well to reflect what that would mean in terms of monies and finance for the region.

NO TORY representatives (anywhere) will get much financial or political goodwill from a Landslide Labour Government, going their way, (in order for the tory to claim any local credit) - So, a vote for Clarke and you will have a cheese-less, voiceless mouse, youve made the mistake once with the tory houchen - twice would be just foolish & silly.

be interesting what those who say "just want best for the area" when becoming working and non working, working class tories, do - 'best for the area' or 'stab it again in the back'..?
 
1. 360 to 370
2. Hopefully the Red Wall of Brexit mongers
3. He will win. Then Trump will tell the World the British want him as PM and he will be absorbed into the Tory Party. If he does win I will forever despise Clacton. If he loses I will vacation there next year.
 
The forecast in Scotland.
SNP have been a car crash in the last couple of years.

PartySeats 2024Seats 2019Movement
LAB361+35
SNP1548-33
LIB52+3
CON16-5
GRN000
RFM000
 
I know there's a lot of Tory expectation management going on at the moment with talk of 'super majority' and don't give Labour the biggest landslide ever, but for a party to go from an 80 seat majority to likely less than 100 seats in one parliament is worse than Labour's result in 2019, and if they had any decency they would reflect on why rather than jump straight into another round of leadership campaigning.

Labour to have a +90 majority.

If we can take out the Teesside Tory Inbetweeners that would be glorious justice. Voted in on a wave of Boris bull****, not a single one of them has done anything notable other than troll constituents on twitter and defend the indefensible from their bosses for five whole years.

There's a long list of other Tories for the Portillo moment:
Gullis
Johnny Mercer
Mogg
Andrea Jenkyns
Coffey
Truss
Richard Holden
Mark Jenkinson

A real generation of some of the most inadequate people to be in positions of power considering the challenges we all face.

Farage will likely get elected, but I honestly think he's made a massive error. He might have got a load of airtime and fluffing in the house of commons under a Conservative controlled house, but under a Labour government, business is going to not be focused on his hobby horse topics. I doubt he'll spend much time in Clacton dealing with Barry's boundary dispute with the local caravan park either. He'll have to declare a lot of expenses and donations too, and I expect people like Chris Bryant and Darren Jones will be delighted at the prospect of holding him to account.
 
I think (hope I'm wrong) it'll be quite close in terms of an overall majority. Think the Lib Dems will pick up lots of seats and I don't think Reform will take as many votes from the Tories as the polls suggest. They'll probably have 3 or 4 MPs but I don't see much beyond that.
 
I think (hope I'm wrong) it'll be quite close in terms of an overall majority. Think the Lib Dems will pick up lots of seats and I don't think Reform will take as many votes from the Tories as the polls suggest. They'll probably have 3 or 4 MPs but I don't see much beyond that.

Pity if the Tories are not pushed in 3rd place. The third place get nothing really substantial in terms of money and access to certain things
Just look back of the relevance of the LD’s and SNP in the reality of a government 80 seat majority. Still an outside chance this shoite collective of criminal cynics are flushed down the toilet.
 
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Even The Sun have turned on the Tory grifters and are now backing Labour

Last minute switch rather than be seen to be on the losing side. Come Friday morning they will be taking edit for Labours victory.

Had a laugh yesterday when Clarke was pictured at the end of our road. When I got home there was no Vote Clarke literature in the mail box. Only Labour leaflets delivered - made me think that his band of idiots are actually posting the wrong fliers.
 
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