The worst lyrics you’ve ever heard.

[Scrug]

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard?

For me there’s a couple corkers:

Kaiser Chiefs:

What do you want for tea?
I want crisps,
Why didn’t you join the team?
I just didn’t.

But taking the cake absolutely every single lyric on Fireflies by Owl City, which I’m convinced is the worst song ever written.

I get a thousand hugs,
From ten thousand Lightning bugs,

Leave my door open just a crack,
Cause I feel like such an insomniac,

You might not believe your eyes
As ten million fireflies
Lit up the room as I said farewell
But I’ll know where several are
If my dreams get real bizarre
Cause I saved a few and I keep them in a jar.

 

[The Card Cheat]

This has got to be up there...
"I'm as serious as cancer
When I say that rhythm is a dancer"

No you're not.

 

[MichaelDebeve]

Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon
(Feeder)



I'm sure there are much much worse - but this always made me laugh when I was younger.

 

[parmoboy]

The Enemy.

Call the police
'Cause things are getting ugly
Get on your feet
I want you running with me

Do what you like
Say what you mean
Do what you please

Ahhhhh
We'll set the streets on fire
And when it comes on top
We'll give it lots of aggro
We're giving it lots of aggro

 

[SmallTown]

she smiled at me on the subway
She was with another man
But I won’t lose sleep on that because I have a plan

Goes straight to:

You’re beautiful it’s true
I saw your face
in a crowded place
And I don’t know what to do.

Why don’t you know what to do James? Were you lying about having a plan?

 

[SmallTown]

“Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow”

Sorry Dave, but that’s bull

 

[Bernies_quiff]

And the winner is Desree

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news…

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

We're the finest team...

 

[Priv]

That Carly Rae Jepson song, call me maybe. If that had been a bloke singing it, the me too movement would of had it banned.

 

[UgoAfro]

What are the worst lyrics you’ve ever heard?

For me there’s a couple corkers:

Kaiser Chiefs:

What do you want for tea?
I want crisps,
Why didn’t you join the team?
I just didn’t.

To be fair, that Kaiser Chiefs song is about typically uncommunicative young teenage kids and the lyrics reflect that. I thought it was good. Probably my favourite song of theirs.

 

[ThePrisoner]

Up the Boro
The Boro's going up
The Boro's going up to stay

 

[parmoboy]

More dreadful lyrics by The Enemy.

"And while the toilet smells of desperation,
The streets all echo of aggravation"

The video always makes me cringe - the singer staring out of the car window, trying to look all moody and edgy.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

I'd worship at the feet of Nile Rodgers, but 'I Want Your Love' will forever make me cringe.,

"For your ladder, I'll be a peg. I want your love boy, please dont make me beg"

A peg Nile? Honestly? A peg?

I know rung doesn't rhyme with beg but FFS!

 

[futureboy]

Opening line - "So no-one told you life was gonna be this way..."

Then a bit later - "Your mother warned you there'd be days like these..."

Which one is it then?

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Baby Shark
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Mommy Shark
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Daddy Shark
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandma Shark
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo
Grandpa Shark
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt, doo-doo, doo-doo
Let's go hunt
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away, doo-doo, doo-doo
Run away (ah!)
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last, doo-doo, doo-doo
Safe at last (phew)
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end, doo-doo, doo-doo
It's the end

 

[Glover_elbow]

These boots are made for walking

You keep lyin' when you oughta be truthin'

Truthin' wtf

 

[joeydiaz]

Eminem - Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (repeat x4)

 

[asredastheycome]

Got to be Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep.

 

[asredastheycome]

Eminem - Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube (repeat x4)

Is that the lyric repeated 4 times or the thing with the gerbil

 

[joeydiaz]

Is that the lyric repeated 4 times or the thing with the gerbil

Only Richard Gere can answer that