The worst lyrics you’ve ever heard.

[SmallTown]

Always liked that line myself. Assumed it was a dig at commercialisation of art (cash cow?) and the American dream in general.

Probably miles off haha although genius seems to agree with me (which is even more worrying)!?

Fair enough. I never got it. I just thought it gender incorrect!

Mind you, these days…

 

[RedcarRed]

Gwen Stefani - Ahaw this my sh*t
That's nice Gwen, go and wash your hands now pet

 

[delgrapos]

And the winner is Desree

I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news…

She also keeps a rabbit's tail,
I thought it was a rabbit's foot that was a good luck charm?

 

[bumface]

"Most of my friends were strangers when I met them"

 

[delgrapos]

Green, green grass, blue, blue sky
You better throw a party on the day that I die

He's got his 2 line chorus formula sussed right out, repeats about 17 times in the 2nd half of the song

 

[delgrapos]

Rod Stewart "I laughed at all of your jokes, my love you didn't need 2 cokes"

Robbibbie Williamms " Is there a tumour in your humour" and all the pat a cake bakers man nursery ryhme crap in most of his other songs.

 

[bumface]

"Your boyfriend, he
Went down on one knee
Well, could it be
He's only got one knee?" - Morrissey

 

[bumface]

Having watched the Bros documentary; I’d guess that it’s probably one of the most intelligent things Matt Goss has ever said

That portrait of the dog with the pint of beer had me in stitches.

 

[Bororeddaz]

I love you from the bottom, of my pencil case.

Needs to be moved to a new thread of songs you don’t understand the meaning of. The line is brilliant

 

[LowMoorBoro]

I know they’re not trying to be profound but pretty much anything by the Black Eyed peas. They just seem to say whatever rhymes.

More of a potentially controversial one, but I didn’t know the song Purple Elevator by Prince until it was on some kids film my Daughter was watching and the lyrics seems nuts
“Let's go crazy
Let's get nuts
Let's look for the purple banana
'Til they put us in the truck, let's go”

There might be some meaning lost to me but just sounded odd.

 

[RedcarRed]

Rod Stewart "I laughed at all of your jokes, my love you didn't need 2 cokes"

Robbibbie Williamms " Is there a tumour in your humour" and all the pat a cake bakers man nursery ryhme crap in most of his other songs.

to coax

 

[delgrapos]

to coax

I know RR, but that's just as crap

 

[Billywoofslovechild]

The turning point of a career in Korea.

 

[Willow]

Always liked that line myself. Assumed it was a dig at commercialisation of art (cash cow?) and the American dream in general.

Probably miles off haha although genius seems to agree with me (which is even more worrying)!?

Similar, I always took it to mean MM had become a sacred cow, or god, of American culture. A great lyric anyway.

 

[Rofesleg]

Trashmen *Surfin Bird"

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well-a-bird, bird, b-bird's the word, a-well-a
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, surfing bird, brr, brr, ah, ah
Ah, bap-a-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pap
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mow
Ma-ma-ma-ma, ma-ma-mow
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word
A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a mow, mow, pa-pa, ma-ma-mow, pa-pa
Ma-ma-mow, ma-ma, mow, pa-pa

I've never heard The Trashmen version, was it a cover of Peter Griffin's original?

 

[Brian Marwood]

I was sick and tired of everything
When I called you last night from Glasgow

Supertrooper ABBA

Pretty sure they sing Tesco and not Glasgow.

 

[Rofesleg]

Pretty sure they sing Tesco and not Glasgow.

No, its definitely Lidl.

 

[Brian Marwood]

No, its definitely Lidl.

You’re thinking of Lidl by Lidl from Oasis.

 

[boroboy6872]

If it hasn`t already been said then any song by Nickelback

 

[RedcarRed]

I know RR, but that's just as crap

Oh... fair enough