18MFC76
Well-known member
Definitely could be a song this...
We once went to Peterlee outlet.
The problem was, we knew f*ck all about it.
Driving up the road discussing the store,
Will we leave with a sofa? Some shin pads, or a door?
The Mrs said 'where did you hear about it?'
I said 'a lad called Scrug, but I'm starting to doubt it'.
Walking down Peterlee High Street, wearing me Boro top so the locals dont say, 'Alreet'.
Not easy after a 2 nil defeat,
But this store is just on the next street.
Stock was moving fast so we upped the pace.
'There's Sports Direct, but where the f*ck is this place'?
The Mrs pointed, 'I thought it was here???'
I said 'turns out Scrug was on the beer'.
We once went to Peterlee outlet.
The problem was, we knew f*ck all about it.
Driving up the road discussing the store,
Will we leave with a sofa? Some shin pads, or a door?
The Mrs said 'where did you hear about it?'
I said 'a lad called Scrug, but I'm starting to doubt it'.
Walking down Peterlee High Street, wearing me Boro top so the locals dont say, 'Alreet'.
Not easy after a 2 nil defeat,
But this store is just on the next street.
Stock was moving fast so we upped the pace.
'There's Sports Direct, but where the f*ck is this place'?
The Mrs pointed, 'I thought it was here???'
I said 'turns out Scrug was on the beer'.