There’s a factory outlet in Peterlee.

Definitely could be a song this...

We once went to Peterlee outlet.
The problem was, we knew f*ck all about it.

Driving up the road discussing the store,
Will we leave with a sofa? Some shin pads, or a door?

The Mrs said 'where did you hear about it?'
I said 'a lad called Scrug, but I'm starting to doubt it'.

Walking down Peterlee High Street, wearing me Boro top so the locals dont say, 'Alreet'.

Not easy after a 2 nil defeat,
But this store is just on the next street.

Stock was moving fast so we upped the pace.
'There's Sports Direct, but where the f*ck is this place'?

The Mrs pointed, 'I thought it was here???'
I said 'turns out Scrug was on the beer'.
 
Weeeeeelllllllll, I got myself to Peterlee,
When I was feeling thrifty,
I bought myself some dungarees,
They were only £2.50,

I could not believe my luck my friends,
The layout was a farce,
An it turned out that my dungarees,
Had a hole right down the @rse.
 
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