Randy
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Positive vibes only Tom!Drove from Inverness to Middlesbrough after my boss gave me the day to do 'admin', missed the game Saturday so looking forward to tonight then a drive back to Inverness, I'll be sick if we get beat
Today is a GOOD day.
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Randy
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No. It'll just leave a damp patch such is the temperature of your volcanic anus.
Tom_Boro
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That's the dream Cecil, enjoy it mate.Every day is good as I no longer have to go to work
Tom_Boro
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To see a jinking run from Jones will make the journey worth it Randy
I'm with you on this one Randy. I mean the whole cold shower thing. Not the stuff about SJB's anus. The bumfaced folk live in a network of warrens. We don't have the luxury of running hot water. Doesn't do us any harm and a freezing cold shower certainly does wake you up and set you up for the day ahead.
Sammysmiths
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Was that Billy? What was the outcome?
BoroFur
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Found safe and well late on last night
Sammysmiths
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Thank god. I saw it really late and couldnt get out to help. I'll message his brother to send my best.
Andy_W
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What, you've drove from Inverness to Boro today, and going back tonight?Drove from Inverness to Middlesbrough after my boss gave me the day to do 'admin', missed the game Saturday so looking forward to tonight then a drive back to Inverness, I'll be sick if we get beat
Hardcore that!
Andy_W
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You can also pretend you were stung by a jellyfish, if it's actually legit it works on that.
Borotommo
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Who on earth gets stung on the mouth by a jellyfish?
Andy_W
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That made me spit my coffee out
But I suppose it is the same people who gargle golden showers maybe?
Randy
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The same type of people who make love to their cars?
Tom_Boro
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Yes mate, I was gonna stay over at mine in boro but I am working at 0800 tomorrow
NYboro
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I never knew there was a name for it, but that's what I do.
I swear to God that I saw a documentary about that on Channel 4 back in the eighties or nineties but nobody believes me. It wasn't just cars either. There was a woman who was in love with 'Airwolf'. Not even a real helicopter. It takes all sorts Randy. We shouldn't be so quick to judge.
Jedi boro
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I bet afterwards he was exhaust..ed
BlindBoyGrunt
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Ah, well I thought it was an American term. My son found a comment online of (what I assumed was ) an American talking about taking european showers to conserve water. It's certainly more efficient because you only have to soap your flannel once.
BlindBoyGrunt
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For a while there was a florist near Jack Hatfields called Golden Showers. I often wondered if some friend of the owner had suggested the name as a practical joke.