Paddy won the lottery and bought a very expensive car.
Going down the motorway the car broke down.
He 'phoned the breakdown company and they said "just a few questions so we can help you, firstly what gear were you in?"
Paddy replies "just the usual, donkey jacket and wellies."
An Irishman goes into a bar in Canada.
The barman greets him and says " what brings you to Canada?"
The Irishman replies, "I was in my local pub in Dublin and on my beer mat it said 'drink Canada dry' - so I thought I'll give it a go."
One of the biggest mistakes I ever made.
1987, a knock at the door, 2 blokes there asking would I help them doing a sponsored walk. I sponsored each of them for £2 a mile.
It was The Proclaimers. Doh.
Bus pulls up at the bus stop.
Waiting is a bloke with 3 heads, no arms and 1 leg.
Conductor says to the man " 'allo,' allo 'allo, you look ' armless, hop on.
Next-S. A. H. B. 1973
Never mind the b***ks- Sex Pistols.
AC/DC-Highway to Hell 1979
The Clash (first album) 1977
Eagles - Hotel California 1976
Defender- Rory Gallagher 1987
Little Creatures - Talking Heads 1985
Wishing you all the very best Viv.
I can concur about the pain Viv having had one in 2018. Had been to see Nils Lofgren at the Barbican and didn't feel well (indegestion I thought). Next day drove to Nottingham to pick my wife up to drive back to Teesside. During that night the pain was...