What I want to know is how these Hartburn and Yarm councillors knew that Rayner, Reeves and Cooper were visiting the area. Did someone leak this information? Is there a terrorist risk?
Didn't he also flag up the local "industrial-scale corruption"? Admittedly not as efficiently as PRIVATE EYE but it doesn't get much bigger nor Local than that.
Sadly Tony Husband a Private Eye cartoonist of some renown died in tragic circumstances a couple of days ago.
Ben Houchen's diary is missing from the current issue.
There's nothing wrong or anti-Semitic about that cover.
Johnny Woodgate is a red he hates Geordies - instead of Tories.
You never notice how much I love you - instead of you never know dear how much I love you.
One prefers "Up against the wall you redneck mothers".
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs
And R is for red neck