Recent content by SmogOnTheTees

Came here to say the same thing. Leeds won't last more than a season in the Premier league if they play like that. Doubt they'll keep summerville for long too.

No way! I thought he was dead

64?! She must be a vampire! I'd let her have a go on my neck. Love a bit of posh crumpet.

That's the season I first started following the boro. Don't remember much, just a lot of bleach blonde hair.

How does a team with a 30+ goals player, end up fighting relegation?

All good goals. McGree's belter for me. No keeper's saving that.

The Telegraph? Can't spell website? Twice?!

That's got to be an April fools

That is mostly one sentence! I know someone who thinks highly of his own intelligence and does the same thing. Both people are extremely dense.

I use both wd40 and gt85, as colognes. 40 for weekdays, 85 for weekends to get the wife in the mood.

A player whose main asset is he is invisible would be a handy squad member to have. For a start we could field 12 players and say we have 11! And he could foul all game and the opposition would think they were possessed. And the goals we could score! A player could have a pretend swing and the...

That is a real shame. I would've liked to see him humiliated again.

Just about every arcade they had at the forum were my favourites - ALL OF THEM!

In my front garden, cutting the grass one day, I found a sea bass. Wrapped up with a tesco label. It may have been making a break for freedom.