Recent content by Teesside Crab Killer

Academic studies have shown that regional airports that serve less than 3m people each year will struggle to be profitable. Newcastle served 4.8m last year. Teesside served 220,000. See the problem? Teesside Airport will lose millions every year ad infinitum. It's an inescapable fact...

I demand to know who these people are, insulting our dear leader, a man of our town, a man of out time. He has created/is creating/will create soon/give him 10 years* 20,000 high quality, high skill, highly paid manufacturing jobs and all that these people can do is sneer, talk Teesside down...

#BinBen's campaign is on fire Read the latest from North East Bylines 🦀Crab🦀Killer🦀Correspondent🦀 https://northeastbylines.co.uk/how-teesside-became-ground-zero-for-waste-burning/

The naysayers who are always talking Teesside down said it couldn't be done, but #BinBen has proved them wrong yet again. Top Gear is returning to Middlesbrough, and they've brought the old gang back together: #TeessideResistance #HouchenOut

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My mate was walking across the footbridge at South Bank station and fell through a massive gap in the floor caused by lack of maintenance. The good news is that there was a train passing underneath at the time. He landed on it and it took him all the way to Saltburn. The bad news is that he...

Teesside Monopoly has been updated to mark the Tees Valley Mayor election on 2 May. Is your favourite building included? There's only one way to find out #TeessideResistance #HouchenOut #BinBen

Please follow this link if you wish to complain to the BBC about last night's #bbcqt

And meanwhile, North East Bylines' Chief Crab Killer Correspondent is less than impressed with Ben Houchen's conduct https://northeastbylines.co.uk/ben-houchen-the-hollow-man/

Teesside Crab Killer has crunched the numbers on the FedEx deal

Hi🦀#BenHouchen🦀fans Fed up with all of the criminality and shenanigans involving the Crown pub, and a load of other buildings in the Boro? We at the #TeessideResistance are selling some great #HouchenOut merch. Proceeds in aid of the 🦞Whitby Lobster Hatchery🦞 Please support if you can...

Ben Houchen lying his ass off about jobs again. Why knew?

Great news for #BentBen with a slew of Teesworks jobs announcements. https://twitter.com/raycasey2003/status/1765857428342530194/photo/1

It's a dirty job following #BentBen, but somebody has got to to it. Incidentally the meeting took place here the Teesworks Skills Academy on Eston Road. It's another white elephant, and these meetings are one of the few times the building gets used. Youngsters will remember that it's on the...