No way he's retiring. He just can't stand being a part of the second rate, box ticking farce that Sky Sports has become in the last few years any longer. He'll be on the telebox plenty I've no doubt about that
He'll play the depression card to excuse his vile behaviour like Collymore did. Then he'll have anger management councilling and talk about how educated he now feels, then start playing again. His "team" will already be planning this process as we speak