Norman Hunter with England on tour in Australia bemoaning the lack of bacon at breakfast......................
"A country with 50 million sheep and you've got no bacon!!!"
Football she's a cruel mistress. She's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears to me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring the kettle to the boil.
Because football is about nothing, unless it's about something and what it is about is football.