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Agreed.

I'm a bit worried about Houchen's footwear now. We all know what Gibson can be like when he's angry. Keep a close eye on your shoes Ben. It would be awful if something bad happened to them.

Join him where exactly? Is that a threat?

Something about pots and kettles.

I had one of those threads a while back. Kenny thought I had a sleeper account on there. I think someone must have signed up as 'Silly Sausage' so he thought it was me. It wasn't.

Any excuse for me to use that plain rude line. I can't even remember which film it's from now. It's either from Adam's Apples or The Green Butchers.

Well that's just plain rude.

People in bands all look so bloody young these days. It gets on my titz.

Swansea?

You'd never guess what my face looks like.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder, mate. We've been through this before.

Your mates were obviously just as soft as sh*te.

Albany, mate.

You cheeky get! Most I ever got was some bunch of older skinheads who thought it was hilarious to ask me if they had barbers where I came from every time I saw them.

We play all games naked. Nobby insists on it. He cheats but I always win.

Open your mind a bit. Stop being such a prude.

What me and Nobby get up to behind closed doors is none of your business.

Evening, chaps. Kathleen Hanna seems to be following me around at the moment. I've watched three films in the last week that all had either Bikini Kill or Le Tigre or both of them on the soundtrack. Very strange. No beer or music for me yet. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

I walked around Norton wearing a Cure t-shirt in the 80s all the time and nobody handed my @rse to me.

I'm going to Nobby's house later for a game of Twister. You're welcome to join us. It's his turn to buy the chips this week.