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I think to rate a manager, you need a few Top Trump type categories. My example for Pulis is: Results - 5 Playing Style - 0 Transfer decisions - 1 Personality - 0 Hero Rating - 0 All out of 100

I think I know what you mean. It’s just that I didn’t hear anyone compliment it or tip it to win, but it was a run away winner. Happy for him though. Must feel great winning.

Why have nearly every jury given 12 to Switzerland? They were my least favourite and can’t have been that outstanding?

I’m backing Ireland. But predict: Israel, Croatia, France.

Booze everywhere.

Imagine getting a turd in a cone between 60 million people while a few people eat ALL the ice cream.

Don’t Ireland always try to lose? Jedward one year, now Satan. I liked it.

Benedict Wong, Marvel’s sorcerer supreme was Sean Lock’s daft flatmate Errol in 15 Storeys High.

Where does everyone stand on doughnuts?

Cake gets harder as it gets older. Biscuits get softer as they get older. I have less in common with cake, but I’ve always liked the idea of a chocolate eclair.

Defenders of the Earth I think I could sing the theme tune now, if I wasn’t at work.

This could be addressed with technology. Buttoning the shirt to the underpants would make it impossible to whip off in the heat of the moment.

I’ve got a Two Fat Ladies cookbook with a recipe in it for penis stew. I haven’t made it like. They don’t stock them in Sainsburys (yet).

It’s a tense Spence mix-up!

If we did a swap, what would Man City get? One of the legs?

Could we raise money for repairs by having them sponsored by big business. Storm McDonalds, Hurricane X, Climate Change Event Shell etc.

The crisp bit used to be like rice crispies and now it’s like biscuity or something. And the toffee bit was blobs and now it’s continuous. And they were bigger. I think that’s everything.

The hype about his age is getting a bit much but, wow, he’s impressive. Looks like he has grown up throwing darts. His throw is so natural. The way he is playing and the way he looks does feel beyond his reported age. I hope he doesn’t let us down by testing positive for werthers originals.

Luke “the Nuke” Littler is doing great. I can’t believe he is only 16! Wouldn’t “Heil” have been a funnier dart name though.

Try watching the same episode a few times. It eventually gets a bit easier.