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  1. Chutney

    What are British values?

    Might it be best to start by defining the values of the Carphone Warehouse and then just extrapolate from there?
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    Memorable Footie Quotes and Moments

    There's two very famous Bill Shankly quotes I expect to make an appearance, in spite of the fact that they're both complete b***ks.
  3. Chutney

    What are British values?

    Laughing at people when they fall over. Level of hysterics directly proportional to the amount of effort they've put into their outfit.
  4. Chutney

    How do you make a cv?

    Hope the job you're after doesn't require problem solving and initiative skills.
  5. Chutney

    How do you make a cv?

    You could type that into a search engine rather than a message board, for starters.
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    Aynsley Pears error against Sheffield Wednesday.

    Me too. The Jones debut was hilarious - he was getting so worked up while he warmed up, and the crowd were egging him on so that by the time he actually got on the pitch it was like unleashing the Tasmanian Devil. He charged about like a lunatic, not getting anywhere near the ball or our players...
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    Most Important Bands of AT

    100%. Listen to Atomic, Heart of Glass, Hanging on the Telephone et al and they could switch genres effortlessly and still always sound like Blondie, but Rapture remains an absolute duffer.
  8. Chutney

    Can anyone recommend a Physio?

    Tommy Johnson? Just run it off you soft get.
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    Most Important Bands of AT

    I was thinking Rapture probably more responsible for mainstreaming hip hop. Notwithstanding the fact that it's utterly abysmal.
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    Does anyone else wonder where the time has gone?

    Whether or not you like Beckham, this is a beautiful bit of writing on the subject.
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    Most Important Bands of AT

    SL2. Now you're talking.
  12. Chutney

    Jedi....newwy...coluka...adi...

    The Clique hang out with The Elders and the Pre-Madonnas in the Irish Bar just off the main square listening to Varicose Bingo.
  13. Chutney

    Vote for Middlesbrough's Goal of the Season

    Of that lot, Forss, but some rewriting of history that Rogers v Exeter isn't in there.
  14. Chutney

    Microsoft Copilot and Middlesbrough's Season Review

    AI is very good at determining that out of the 92 possible syntactical versions of a line of Python code that ought to run without chucking an error, which is the only one that actually will. Does that in seconds rather than me wasting half a day googling the twåt.
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    Very memorable bass lines

    That like's for the Breeders. Never ever got on with Pearl Jam.
  16. Chutney

    Worst penalty ever?

    Hector, on the other hand, lethal from 12 yards.
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    Worst penalty ever?

    Still think about Zaza on an almost daily basis.
  18. Chutney

    Is there a link between MFC and the Chinese film Shaolin Soccer?

    Neither crappy nor cheesy. Hang your head. Well, maybe a bit cheesy.
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    Very memorable bass lines

    Or Ceremony. Or She's Lost Control. Or Age of Consent. Or Isolation. Or... repeat until you stop hitting me.
  20. Chutney

    Music downloads.

    Amazingly, Soulseek is still a thing and does the job. Used it recently to get digital versions of a few Blade releases I've got on vinyl but aren't anywhere near the streaming services, before you all get on your high horses. Not that I care.
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