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Look we all here know that a Jaffa cake is a biscuit. I know that you know. Everybody knows. Never once has someone gone to a supermarket and looked for a Jaffa cake in the cake aisle rather than the biscuit aisle. It would be like looking for a seahorse at a stables.

Unsure how it works for other countries. Probably similar though. The Anne sacoolas thing was different as she was the defendant rather than a witness so it's governed by extradition. We seem to be Americas bitch when it comes to this sort of thing.

A Jaffa cake is a biscuit and a banoffee Pie is a cake. It's certainly not a pie.

VAR has been implemented really badly. They've tried using it in football. Should be used in stuff like horse jumping which is **** anyway. No matter how well it's used it always **** up the goal. And the goal is the best thing about football so you don't want to be F***ing with it.

No. Too tart.

Honestly what's with all these people not even giving the date. Throw us a bone.

1. Black Forest Gateaux 2. Strawberry Cheesecake 3. Banoffee Pie 4. Apple Cake from silver spoon 5. Victoria Sponge

Oh good god no.

In short I just want to see some boobs.

Or perhaps one with right said Fred wearing a bra on their head to look like boobs and some real boobs and you have to pick out right said Fred.

I'd like to see one with both boob clevage and bum clevage and you have to pick out the boobs.

Lettonant Serge Gainsbourg 1961

Hopefully the first domino.

In the UK if a witness is abroad and is unwilling to attend to give evidence, they don't attend to give evidence. There may be long and complex methods to bring people over that I am not aware of, but they certainly aren't used for bog standard cases. There will be no further repercussions for...

Yes and he's also said he will build an affordable house.

I'm voting binface. Mainly because he will stop VAR.

Drink tea rather than coffee and try to not take things too seriously.

Vic and Bob Chevy Chase The kids in the Hall Peter Cook

Football she's a cruel mistress. She's more than a mistress. She's a wife, she's a mother, she's a daughter, she's an errant child. She can make you laugh, she make you cry. She can bring tears to me eyes. She can bring blood to me shoulders. She can bring the kettle to the boil. Because...

What about a group of nuns?