Count Binface message to voters!

[r00fie1]

This Count has so much going for him. Unfortunately, no "Binface" where I live, but I hope we have a Space Alien on the slip for the next election.

 

[Borobuddah]

I had binface on my London list of candidates didn’t vote for him though but.

 

[GibbosEmpire]

Can you imagine if Binface ACTUALLY won it? Kind of a metaphor for how **** politics in the UK is.

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

Can you imagine if Binface ACTUALLY won it? Kind of a metaphor for how **** politics in the UK is.

H'angus the monkey won Hartlepool a few years ago, although the bloke inside then decided to ditch the monkey IIRC

 

[speckyget]

A man in a monkey suit, a man with a bin for a face. How many more times are either suited to hold public office than the present Tees Valley incumbent? I'll start with ten.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

If I manage to find my passport I am voting for him

 

[ThePrisoner]

It's on!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1785944108537708644

 

[ThePrisoner]

What dignity. Can't help thinking Londoners have made the wrong decision by choosing Khan.



London mayoral hopeful Count Binface said “down with fascism, up with Ceefax” after discovering he had beaten Britain First’s candidate Nick Scanlon.

He told reporters at City Hall: “It looks like I have defeated Britain First in an election.

“Come on, you have to cheer about that…down with fascism, up with Ceefax, what can I say?”

 

[sambaDTR]

We have Benface!

 

[The Card Cheat]

H'angus the monkey won Hartlepool a few years ago, although the bloke inside then decided to ditch the monkey IIRC

He actually became quite a good mayor as well apparently. Took a degree in economics after he won in order to understand the finances of local government and went on to win a second term.
He was once dubbed the worst behaved mascot in the entire football league so quite a turnaround!

 

[Nero]

24,000 people voted Count Binface in London! Absolutely brilliant.