David Mitchell on the Pub Garden Smoking Ban

I don't think it's just about nannying. Pub beer gardens aren't just for people drinking and smoking. Lots of pubs are restaurants as much as they are pubs these days and people go there to eat, and take kids, and the stink of smoke and vapes isn't pleasant when you want to eat.

I don't think it needs banning though but there could be different rules for places that serve food, or there could be separate areas. We used to have smoking and non-smoking areas in restaurants which was farcical but it could work outdoor because it isn't contained.

Smoking in public is a bit of a selfish act. It isn't even the health issue. It stinks and forcing other people to have to put up with it is a bit selfish. Everyone should be able to enjoy things like pub beer gardens without being subjected to stinky clouds of smoke/vape. The same is true for any antisocial behaviour, not just smoking.
Smoking in public is in truth a bit of a selfish act, but so is drinking 8 pints and being rowdy, driving a fast oversized car down quiet country roads where kids might be playing, eating so much that you clog up the NHS for years and barely fit into an airplane seat, having casual sex with loads of people and hoarding investment properties so families can't afford to buy a house. The thing is, all of these things are legal, normal and part of the freedoms of life.

It becomes an argument about whether governments / other people should be legislating which sins & pleasures we're allowed to do and where; but not being bold enough to outright ban them because they still want to bank the tax from them.

The compromise with the indoor smoking ban was that people who want the smoke free environment can enjoy the inside (and it's much more enjoyable given British weather), and the smokers can still sit outside with a beer and a cig. And it was a hell of a compromise - bear in mind about 20% of people smoked when this came in. Let's do a thought experiment where 20% of drivers overnight get their speed limited to 20mph because their cars are deemed too sinful and socially unacceptable, even though they're still road legal and you can buy them everywhere. 20% doesn't really cover it though, because in pubs it was more like 40% of people who smoked, beer gardens are generally busier than inside even now because groups of people always have a few people who enjoy smoking so everyone sits outside with them, and frankly the people who spend most of their time, money and enjoyment in pubs are/were much more likely to smoke - I didn't see many families with kids at the bar doing alldayers on Sundays or having a few pints Tue-Fri like I did in my 20s. Pubs, fundamentally, aren't healthy places; they aren't really supposed to be. I'm still surprised everyone didn't just outright ignore the smoking ban (like they do in Greece and Croatia), it's only enforceable by the power of wanting to compromise for the sake of other people.

It is unpleasant eating next to people smoking, I don't like it. So I eat inside, or go to one of the many choices of restaurants where it's banned. Non-smokers have that option, smokers don't. The thing that bothers people about the proposed ban is that smoking is selfish, but it's even more selfish for the people who take their adorable kids to the pub for the one sunny day of the year to now demand that smoking is banned outside too so they can enjoy the beer garden for 2 hours with their orange juice, despite the fact that the guy with the pint and the fag is there for the other 364 days of the year come rain or shine, because it's his main pleasure.

I think that restaurants are for eating, pubs are for drinking. Pubs that specialise in food is a new middle ground, and like you I think they should have the freedom to decide which one they want to go for. If the pub wants to completely ban smoking, that's fine, but has to be the choice of the individual business and customers can make their choice whether to go there or not. A few people have mentioned the Australia model but it varies, some have outdoor dining areas as not allowed to smoke, some states have smoking totally banned outside. I've been outside pubs in Sydney, in the middle of the afternoon with no other customers, where the landlord stood next to us to make sure we were standing 3 metres away from our pints because it's illegal to have cigarettes in the "beer garden" and also illegal to have alcohol in your hand "outside of the beer garden". Beyond absurd, an arbitrary line in the middle of an open air street where presumably if you do both things at once, society will immediately break down and everyone will die.

I'd go even further and say the Berlin model is the best compromise, where if smaller pubs want to be pubs where people can smoke, so be it. Everyone knows what they're signing up for, the people who like it like it and the others don't have to go there. In the end pubs and clubs are about getting intoxicated, humans have been doing that for as long as we've been walking. I'm not going to tell people what they can and can't do just because I don't agree with what they do for pleasure; it would be selfish of me to expect the world to bend to my will.

I hate being around weekend binge drinkers, they're noisy and aggressive and unpredictable and cost the NHS a fortune in money and hassle. I don't want them banned though, I just avoid them.

(Not having a go at you btw, your point is very well argued and it's a very interesting debate!)
 
It is unpleasant eating next to people smoking, I don't like it. So I eat inside, or go to one of the many choices of restaurants where it's banned. Non-smokers have that option, smokers don't.

They do have that option though don't they? Unless they're so pathetically addicted they can't last an hour and a half without lighting up.

I think the bigger issue is that pubs used to be where people would go to try and pull. A task I imagine is now much harder now you're not allowed to look cool as **** standing around with a fag hanging out the corner of your mouth.
 
I can't quite understand why pubs just don't just have designated outside smoking areas, if government wants to regulate it they could say they have to be min 5m away from any seating area. If people choose to smoke knowing the health issues then it's up to them, personally I'd increase tax on tobacco, I think it's the only useful government tool have in their box to discourage people from smoking and certainly make it too expensive for young people to take up. If they only allowed them to be sold in packs of ten with a minimum price of £15, that would be a more effective policy, and still allow those who want to smoke the liberty to do so.
Sadly this will be a common theme of daft policies this Labour government will come up with, thought the last lot were a bunch of muppets, Starmer and his cabinet have somehow managed to go higher on the muppet scale
They do and for about 9 months of the year everyone’s happy for them to be out there 😂
 
Perhaps people who like a drink and a smoke will be encouraged to stay at home and do it, where they keep their children and pets.
 
None of

None of those costs are robust and they don't include any of the saved costs. It's just randomly assigned numbers to hypothetical situations. I'm a massive anti smoker and I'm in no way defending smoking but I also do this sort of thing for a living and I would never let anyone use that sort of data as anything close to a fact. It's exactly the sort of "evidence" of expect from a one-sided think-tank presenting the worst case scenario.

I posted it as a stab in the dark and it is open to criticism because it is one sided.

You have people on here claiming knowledge of the financial benefits or not - of people stopping smoking.

It’s just random guesses
 
I posted it as a stab in the dark and it is open to criticism because it is one sided.

You have people on here claiming knowledge of the financial benefits or not - of people stopping smoking.

It’s just random guesses
Agreed. Which is why I said "it's not clear cut" originally.
 
12% of the population spoke so why should the vast majority of us need to put up with people smoking around us in public places?

Risks of second hand smoke couldn’t be more documented, we know the risks. If you want to take 30 years off your life that’s fine, but you shouldn’t be allowed to subject others to it
 
12% of the population spoke so why should the vast majority of us need to put up with people smoking around us in public places?

Risks of second hand smoke couldn’t be more documented, we know the risks. If you want to take 30 years off your life that’s fine, but you shouldn’t be allowed to subject others to it
That's sort of my point though... 12% is mega high. That's 8 million people, it's not a vanishingly small percentage of outsiders.

That's down from 20% 10 years ago, 27% 25 years ago and back up to 20% now if you include vapers - 14 million people. Considerably more than voted for the last few governments. Again, bring in a law which ostracises 14 million people overnight for doing something that is 100% legal and see how many are considerate enough to just go along with it.

Smoking is, along with obesity and inactivity, the worst thing you can do for your own personal health.

Objectively though, there's many more reasons to ban alcohol. It causes way more pain to both society and individuals. Alcohol is a major contributor to violence (both domestic and public), crime, stupid decisions made while under the influence, ruinous addictions, death and injury through disease, misadventure, drink driving. It ruins lives and causes chaos in our health service. No one has ever thrown away their life through nicotine addiction (600k alcoholics in the UK), got so off their head from smoking cigs that they crashed their car into a young family (6 deaths every week in the UK due to drink driving, 300 a year), or made A&E a five hour wait of absolute carnage on a Friday night because they've smoked one too many and felt like beating someone up.

Alcohol causes all these things. Just to pull one stat, 38% of violent crimes in the UK last year were linked to alcohol abuse. Cigarettes don't encourage people to cause violent crime, but they're... smelly and incredibly unhealthy to the smoker, and unhealthy to the second hand smoker who is consistently exposed to it (though to be honest the affect of walking past one smoker in an outdoor park will be extraordinarily negligible, you'll get more lung damage from traffic fumes whilst waiting at the lights).

So which one should we ban? The one which causes the most harm to others or the one which causes the most harm to the user? Why should the vast majority of us put up with something that causes so much crime, addiction, injury and devastation?
 
Lots of places now have designated no smoking places outside, which are increasingly becoming the majority of the outside space. I don't see the problem with leaving it upto the individual establishment.

Also, smoking seems to be massively on the decrease. I used to have the odd smoke whilst out at the pub but don't anymore and maybe that's why I've noticed it less but it does seem like less people are smoking cigarettes. There has clearly been an increase in vaping but that really doesn't bother me.
 
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That's sort of my point though... 12% is mega high. That's 8 million people, it's not a vanishingly small percentage of outsiders.

That's down from 20% 10 years ago, 27% 25 years ago and back up to 20% now if you include vapers - 14 million people. Considerably more than voted for the last few governments. Again, bring in a law which ostracises 14 million people overnight for doing something that is 100% legal and see how many are considerate enough to just go along with it.

Smoking is, along with obesity and inactivity, the worst thing you can do for your own personal health.

Objectively though, there's many more reasons to ban alcohol. It causes way more pain to both society and individuals. Alcohol is a major contributor to violence (both domestic and public), crime, stupid decisions made while under the influence, ruinous addictions, death and injury through disease, misadventure, drink driving. It ruins lives and causes chaos in our health service. No one has ever thrown away their life through nicotine addiction (600k alcoholics in the UK), got so off their head from smoking cigs that they crashed their car into a young family (6 deaths every week in the UK due to drink driving, 300 a year), or made A&E a five hour wait of absolute carnage on a Friday night because they've smoked one too many and felt like beating someone up.

Alcohol causes all these things. Just to pull one stat, 38% of violent crimes in the UK last year were linked to alcohol abuse. Cigarettes don't encourage people to cause violent crime, but they're... smelly and incredibly unhealthy to the smoker, and unhealthy to the second hand smoker who is consistently exposed to it (though to be honest the affect of walking past one smoker in an outdoor park will be extraordinarily negligible, you'll get more lung damage from traffic fumes whilst waiting at the lights).

So which one should we ban? The one which causes the most harm to others or the one which causes the most harm to the user? Why should the vast majority of us put up with something that causes so much crime, addiction, injury and devastation?
Good post.

I enjoy a drink and personally (selfishly maybe) wouldn't want to see it banned. But it's a compelling case.

I'd struggle to really argue against if it was banned. Although I suspect almost impossible to do so in this country given, rightly or wrongly, how entwined drinking is with our culture.

I'd definitely be in favour of stricter laws in relation to alcohol related offences.
 
Although I suspect almost impossible to do so in this country given, rightly or wrongly, how entwined drinking is with our culture.
Isn't this a good reason why there should be a ban? An attempt to separate drinking and smoking so if you start one you don't have to start the other. How many people get into smoking in the first place because they are around smokers when drinking/socialising? If this is one of the main smoking introduction avenues then doing something that restricts that would mean fewer smokers in the future. That means all the non-smokers, 88% of people if the above stat is correct, don't have to put up with it and the people that don't smoke but end up joining in when out drinking will surely be thankful that they don't start a life-long habit that will cost them thousands of pounds and potentially cause them to die young.

Edit: Just noticed you were talking about drinking and not smoking. I'm all for alcohol related offences being stricter. I've never been refused service at a bar no matter how drunk I've been even though the law says I should be so we could do something about it within current laws. The difference with drinking and smoking is that you can drink in public without anti-social behaviour. People can sit next to you with a pint in a pub and whether it was alcohol free or not there would be no difference you for the majority of people. The minority spoil things for the majority as usual.
 
I won't really share an opinion generally cos reading the sanctimonious nonsense about rights and freedoms etc .... Can't really be bothered.....

What I would say is..... As a person from a likely minority demographic of people who have pre cancer of the throat which is a 3cm growth in the osephagus and one of the likely casual factors was passive smoking
I don't drink now (haven't for about 15 years) and have never smoked yet I have a partly smoke related condition.....
I'm sorry to hear this, but was the passive smoking from sitting in a beer garden a few times a year though? Because it seems an unlikely cause. Roy Castle famously claimed his fatal lung cancer was caused by playing trumpet in smoky clubs, and that's plausible, but even if you're a barperson collecting glasses in a beer garden for 40 years, I still think you'd struggle to inhale a comparably dangerous amount.

We're also talking about a dwindling cohort of people, which in 20 years time will have ceased to be a talking point for the middle class people who occasionally sit in beer gardens looking down their noses at the clientele and who are the real sanctimonious ones
 
The problem with this is that it doesn't work. It's the same as universities allowed to set their own fees up to a maximum of £9k would mean that less prestigious universities/courses would charge lower fees because they were less in demand but that didn't happen, they all charged the full amount. It's also similar to the days leading up to the first covid lockdown where it was recommended that people stop going to pubs/socialising but businesses that shut lost money and those that didn't made money so everything stayed open as much as possible until they were forced to shut. Businesses will never voluntarily do something that would lose them money to competitors if it wouldn't make them more money. A ban means everyone would have to do it and a recommendation means nobody would. If one business did it then the smokers would go elsewhere. The majority of people aren't bothered enough to change their own behaviour by only going to pubs that don't allow smoking and any group that contains smokers and non-smokers would end up in the smoking venues.
Firstly, if the non-smokers in these mixed groups want the company of their smoking friends enough then presumably they tolerate a bit of passive smoking wherever they meet them.
Secondly, I'll repeat the point I made in my first post: governments have connived in smokers' addictions. You have likely never been addicted but I have. I'm glad I quit, but many smokers I know don't want to quit, and if they're prepared to pay the exorbitant amount they're obliged to in order to continue, that seems like a fair enough deal: We have profited - and continue to profit - from your addiction, so we'll let you have a fag outside, where (let's be honest) it causes negligible harm.
 
why do smokers constantly feel the need to compare their stinking habit to drinking.

There are thousands of places you aren’t allowed to drink including many outdoor public open spaces. Most parks for instance. Yet you don’t get drinkers throwing whatabouttery at the smokers to try and justify their filthy habit. You also don’t see drinkers throwing empty bottles out of their car windows every 10 mins like stinking smokers do with their fag butts.

Just to clarify I rarely drink, but the whatabouttery on this thread from smokers is borderline laughable, people who mock and deride political whatabouttery are hard at it defending smoking on this thread. Im quite disappointed in several posters that I held in far higher regard than I do currently.
 
Smoking in public is in truth a bit of a selfish act, but so is drinking 8 pints and being rowdy, driving a fast oversized car down quiet country roads where kids might be playing, eating so much that you clog up the NHS for years and barely fit into an airplane seat, having casual sex with loads of people and hoarding investment properties so families can't afford to buy a house. The thing is, all of these things are legal, normal and part of the freedoms of life.

It becomes an argument about whether governments / other people should be legislating which sins & pleasures we're allowed to do and where; but not being bold enough to outright ban them because they still want to bank the tax from them.

The compromise with the indoor smoking ban was that people who want the smoke free environment can enjoy the inside (and it's much more enjoyable given British weather), and the smokers can still sit outside with a beer and a cig. And it was a hell of a compromise - bear in mind about 20% of people smoked when this came in. Let's do a thought experiment where 20% of drivers overnight get their speed limited to 20mph because their cars are deemed too sinful and socially unacceptable, even though they're still road legal and you can buy them everywhere. 20% doesn't really cover it though, because in pubs it was more like 40% of people who smoked, beer gardens are generally busier than inside even now because groups of people always have a few people who enjoy smoking so everyone sits outside with them, and frankly the people who spend most of their time, money and enjoyment in pubs are/were much more likely to smoke - I didn't see many families with kids at the bar doing alldayers on Sundays or having a few pints Tue-Fri like I did in my 20s. Pubs, fundamentally, aren't healthy places; they aren't really supposed to be. I'm still surprised everyone didn't just outright ignore the smoking ban (like they do in Greece and Croatia), it's only enforceable by the power of wanting to compromise for the sake of other people.

It is unpleasant eating next to people smoking, I don't like it. So I eat inside, or go to one of the many choices of restaurants where it's banned. Non-smokers have that option, smokers don't. The thing that bothers people about the proposed ban is that smoking is selfish, but it's even more selfish for the people who take their adorable kids to the pub for the one sunny day of the year to now demand that smoking is banned outside too so they can enjoy the beer garden for 2 hours with their orange juice, despite the fact that the guy with the pint and the fag is there for the other 364 days of the year come rain or shine, because it's his main pleasure.

I think that restaurants are for eating, pubs are for drinking. Pubs that specialise in food is a new middle ground, and like you I think they should have the freedom to decide which one they want to go for. If the pub wants to completely ban smoking, that's fine, but has to be the choice of the individual business and customers can make their choice whether to go there or not. A few people have mentioned the Australia model but it varies, some have outdoor dining areas as not allowed to smoke, some states have smoking totally banned outside. I've been outside pubs in Sydney, in the middle of the afternoon with no other customers, where the landlord stood next to us to make sure we were standing 3 metres away from our pints because it's illegal to have cigarettes in the "beer garden" and also illegal to have alcohol in your hand "outside of the beer garden". Beyond absurd, an arbitrary line in the middle of an open air street where presumably if you do both things at once, society will immediately break down and everyone will die.

I'd go even further and say the Berlin model is the best compromise, where if smaller pubs want to be pubs where people can smoke, so be it. Everyone knows what they're signing up for, the people who like it like it and the others don't have to go there. In the end pubs and clubs are about getting intoxicated, humans have been doing that for as long as we've been walking. I'm not going to tell people what they can and can't do just because I don't agree with what they do for pleasure; it would be selfish of me to expect the world to bend to my will.

I hate being around weekend binge drinkers, they're noisy and aggressive and unpredictable and cost the NHS a fortune in money and hassle. I don't want them banned though, I just avoid them.

(Not having a go at you btw, your point is very well argued and it's a very interesting debate!)
Word. Absolutely brilliant post. Totally nails it.
 
That's sort of my point though... 12% is mega high. That's 8 million people, it's not a vanishingly small percentage of outsiders.

That's down from 20% 10 years ago, 27% 25 years ago and back up to 20% now if you include vapers - 14 million people. Considerably more than voted for the last few governments. Again, bring in a law which ostracises 14 million people overnight for doing something that is 100% legal and see how many are considerate enough to just go along with it.

Smoking is, along with obesity and inactivity, the worst thing you can do for your own personal health.

Objectively though, there's many more reasons to ban alcohol. It causes way more pain to both society and individuals. Alcohol is a major contributor to violence (both domestic and public), crime, stupid decisions made while under the influence, ruinous addictions, death and injury through disease, misadventure, drink driving. It ruins lives and causes chaos in our health service. No one has ever thrown away their life through nicotine addiction (600k alcoholics in the UK), got so off their head from smoking cigs that they crashed their car into a young family (6 deaths every week in the UK due to drink driving, 300 a year), or made A&E a five hour wait of absolute carnage on a Friday night because they've smoked one too many and felt like beating someone up.

Alcohol causes all these things. Just to pull one stat, 38% of violent crimes in the UK last year were linked to alcohol abuse. Cigarettes don't encourage people to cause violent crime, but they're... smelly and incredibly unhealthy to the smoker, and unhealthy to the second hand smoker who is consistently exposed to it (though to be honest the affect of walking past one smoker in an outdoor park will be extraordinarily negligible, you'll get more lung damage from traffic fumes whilst waiting at the lights).

So which one should we ban? The one which causes the most harm to others or the one which causes the most harm to the user? Why should the vast majority of us put up with something that causes so much crime, addiction, injury and devastation?
Yeah, they should ban drinking in pubs too - that would solve it.

(Another brilliant post JGU - you going for the Equaliser poster of the year award or something?)
 
Dropped another bollox with this one Starmer.
No sure there's too many people looking for an outdoor ban and the nanny state aura weighs heavier.
Getting plenty of headlines...... most of them not good.
Just as well there's no credible oppositon to make the most of it.
 
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