Do you reckon you could you win a fight against a chimp?

This is certainly one title thread I wasn't expecting to see when browsing this forum this morning.

Saying that I once saw someone create a thread to tell us Trevor Sinclair was at Doncaster races. So nothing really surprises me anymore on here.
 
Honestly would fancy my chances with the croc over the chimp. If it’s on land anyway, in the water? Nah, wrecked.

Cobra? Both gonna end up dead so score draw.
 
Rofesleg said:
I suppose I can almost understand people underestimating a chimp if they are thinking of the PG Tips Tea adverts.
But which deluded nutters think they can beat an elephant, bear, lion, gorilla or a crocodile?

And 26% think a house cat would knack them?
Click to expand...
I was attacked by a cat when I was a paper boy. It went mental and it's claws were like M Ali. The paper bag took a beating and I retreated.

When Max (in the picture) was a kitten my wife had to use a rolled up newspaper to protect herself against his playful attacks.

They are a lot more powerful than we think because we rarely experience what they can do.
 
Millbrook said:
I was attacked by a cat when I was a paper boy. It went mental and it's claws were like M Ali. The paper bag took a beating and I retreated.

When Max (in the picture) was a kitten my wife had to use a rolled up newspaper to protect herself against his playful attacks.

They are a lot more powerful than we think because we rarely experience what they can do.
Click to expand...
I reckon part of that is because you were defending yourself without trying to hurt it.
In a full on, no holds barred fight you would win. You might get some nasty scratches but as soon as you got hold of its tail, game over. Mind you, a bit more thought would be needed if fighting a Manx Cat.
 
Sat here chilling on a Sunday morning I think the bottom 5 are possible but with me taking injuries, give me a few beers and my opinion would lean towards taking them all on at the same time especially if I was on the Stella or Newcastle Brown 😂
 
NoloBoro said:
The crocodile one made me laugh 😆 they’re killing machines.
Click to expand...
Tarzan movies have a lot to answer for

Robbieboro said:
This is certainly one title thread I wasn't expecting to see when browsing this forum this morning.

Saying that I once saw someone create a thread to tell us Trevor Sinclair was at Doncaster races. So nothing really surprises me anymore on here.
Click to expand...

Close season, it's still early doors expect a few more in the next 3 weeks until the fixtures come out
 
I think I could keep the chimp at bay with the jab in the early rounds and with my ring IQ do enough each round for a comfortable points win.

If the chimp hasn’t prepared properly for the fight I may even get a late KO when they drop their guard out of exhaustion.
 
The Card Cheat said:
Do I have a machine gun? If so, possibly.
Click to expand...
Yes, you have to realise that Humans are best at using tools. Most humans nowadays are physically attached to their mobile phones so, If a chimp comes at you, shine the light from phone in it’s eyes then whack it on the head with the phone. If that doesn’t work run like ****!
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top