It's Friday once again...

Will someone PM me when the girls get here please? Just polished off my Vindaloo though so I probably ought to freshen up a bit before that and put my best undies on too; the incredible hulk ones that my mam bought for me. The ladies love that kind of thing.
 
bumface said:
Will someone PM me when the girls get here please? Just polished off my Vindaloo though so I probably ought to freshen up a bit before that and put my best undies on too; the incredible hulk ones that my mam bought for me. The ladies love that kind of thing.
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OK who's going to tell him?
 
bumface said:
Will someone PM me when the girls get here please? Just polished off my Vindaloo though so I probably ought to freshen up a bit before that and put my best undies on too; the incredible hulk ones that my mam bought for me. The ladies love that kind of thing.
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School boy error there man with a face that looks like a bum! You do your drinking and socialising first and then eat the ruby. The world isn’t cut out for you to disrupt that equilibrium!
 
Jostler said:
School boy error there man with a face that looks like a bum! You do your drinking and socialising first and then eat the ruby. The world isn’t cut out for you to disrupt that equilibrium!
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But . . . I was hungry. I'll never get the hang of this stuff. Back to the brown booze it is then. Girls smell and they've all got the lurgy anyway.
 
Back on track

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bumface said:
You're a month late fella but I appreciate the sentiment. Where on Earth did you get that photo? I look so young and carefree there. Those were the days. Did Cath give that to you? Do I know you in real life? Feeling a little overexposed here now.
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You look very handsome there Bumface. You must have been quite young then- I can't see any bumfluff at all.:)
 
Trug said:
You look very handsome there Bumface. You must have been quite young then- I can't see any bumfluff at all.:)
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Thanks for that mate. The rest of them on here and just being really childish and mean and picking on me but you're one of the good guys.
 
bumface said:
Thanks for that mate. The rest of them on here and just being really childish and mean and picking on me but you're one of the good guys.
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Never mind. Have yourself a piece of chocolate. That will cheer you up. You can have a jelly baby too if you like. Much better than listening to these nasty people.
 
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Only Supermarket stuff tonight (slumming it!) so after some French fizz with a chippie tea onto this. And Percy Pigs. Gourmet, me, innit.
 
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