Song For Copa-Kebano

rob_fmttm

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The fans cannot be there to greet Kebano at the Riverside tomorrow but Neil Warnock is asking everyone to come up with a song instead. He has a tune in mind. He looks forward to hearing the results.

 
I might read or perform a couple of lines on the fmttm podcast this afternoon
- I do have a couple of lines already.
Funny Neil Warnock should select this song - performed it live in a couple of gigs about 25 years ago now - somewhat tongue in cheek, of course. Though Neil Warnock is quite right we all like a bit of Manilow every now and then.
 
His name is Neeskins, Neeskins Kabano,
Scores free kicks and likes eating Parmos,
Yes, It's Neeskins, Neeskins Ka-ba-no,
Jinking and turning, celebratory gurning,
At the Bo-ro, he's taking us up.
 
On the subject of Congolese footie-ists, I was gutted, absolutely GUTTED to discover that the Burnley player Joel Mumbongo was Swedish.
 
I saw Barry Manilow in Monaco last year and he had a face like a melted Wellington boot. He’s definitely overdone it on the old plastic surgery.

* when I say I saw him, I mean in the street. Not in concert....I’d like to make that absolutely crystal clear.... I’m more of a Liberace kinda guy.
Yeah he was on tv, saying he looked great - I thought 'you f, u+ck"ing don't mate'


But Copacobana definitely should be the tune
 
I think his name lends itself to a song to the tune of Knees Up Mother Brown and could create a nice dance:
I'm not a songwriter, but a start for somebody else?

Kneesken Kebano
His got his eye on goal
He's mean, he's keen
scoring and assist machine
He's loved by Boro
 
His name is Neeskins Neeskins Kebano
He goes down Linthorpe Road for his parmos
He would be speeding down the wing until Colin says cross it in.
 
Neeskens Neeskens Kabano
The hottest winger that I know
Neeskens Neeskens Kabano
Congo assassin dribbling and passing
At the Boro
We fell in loooooove
 
the old Grant 'Magic' tune fits better.

MMP can play Manilow when he scores or assists or does somersault's etc etc etc. (Neeskens, not MMP 🕺)

Where have you been? John Foster (ex SOL announcer/TFM/BBC Tees) had been doing the stadium announcement gig .. not heard MMP for a while pre COVID
 
His name is Neeskins Neeskins Kebano
He goes down the Linthorpe Road for his parmo
He would go dancing down the wing until Neil says Cross it in, and then it hits Britts head and ends up in row Zed.
 
can the good fans unite and all sing a few choruses thenoneof the fantastic fmttm community then put them together then send tomfc who could play it on the PA system on a matchday when he scores ? And more songs for other players ?
 
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