Think of a limerick

[Ingleby_Flash]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose Rod was so long it bent.
So to save himself trouble
He bent it in double,
And instead of coming – he went!

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

There was a young man of Mauritius
Who said "that last shag was delicious
But next time I'll come
All over your bum
Cos that boil on your minge looks suspicious."

 

[Kinder17]

There was a young barmaid from Sale
On her breasts were the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

 

[Grover]

I follow Boro so I come here
To read threads about music and beer
It’s a funny old scene
Tories pretend to be green
And lefties that won’t vote for Kier

 

[theredrooster]

There once was a Mackem named Ken,
Who watched birds from inside a den,
He would abuse them too,
And soon the police knew,
He'd been caught f*cking seagulls again.

 

[Zoophonic]

There once was a Boro team fine
From Middlesbrough, with passion divine,
Our fans cheered with glee,
As we played with great spree,
And our hopes for success did align.

 

[Zoophonic]

I follow Boro so I come here
To read threads about music and beer
It’s a funny old scene
Tories pretend to be green
And lefties that won’t vote for Kier

 

[Beverleyred]

There was a man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus to Ealing
The sign on the door, said don’t spit on the floor
So he stood up and spit on the ceiling

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

From the tower of the church of St Giles
Came a scream that carried for miles
Said the vicar "Good gracious
Has Father Ignatius
Forgotten the verger has piles?"

 

[Heine_Otto]

A girl said to me ‘you’re good looking’
I said ‘come round my place, try my cooking’
I really impressed,
then she slipped off her dress
And I gave her a damn good f******

 

[Druss_The_Legend]

There once was a man named Rick
Who could peel limes really quick
His skills where quite good
But misunderstood
What A poor auld limer Rick.

 

[Brian Marwood]

There once was a guy call Farage
Who bums cats lubricated with marg
He's a vile racist tvvat
Wears a stupid MAGA hat
And keeps immigrants locked in his garage

 

[Juninhoburger]

There once was a poster called Newy
Who thought this board could be chewy
He left for Red Roar
Leaving some people sore
And some others feeling quite gooey

 

[BobUpnDown]

an orange man from Mar-a-Lago
said he didn't diddle her, up a bunker, a while ago
the jury debated, of his lies, & his frequentin'
now he's soon to be, Bubba's prison wife, in San Quentin

 

[Mountain Climber]

I once met a Mackem called Steve
Who had a seagull up his sleeve
I asked ‘Does it bite?’
He said it’s alright
It loves me and doesn’t want to leave!

NB it later transpired that the feeling was mutual!

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

T

There once was a poster called Newy
Who thought this board could be chewy
He left for Red Roar
Leaving some people sore
And some others feeling quite gooey

hats getting mentioned over there, if not already… I was gonna post mine about them but I think someone would’ve had a melt down

 

[red_harrington]

There once was a lad from the Boro
Who wanted to be an explorer
Cook was his name
He went on to great fame
And is loved more than a Boro goalscorer

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Ah they’ve caught up so…

There once was a forum called COB
To post on you had to be a knob
Things were all fine
When it was taken off line
But now Redroars taken over its Job…

[ray liotta gif…]

 

[feedthebear]

A gentleman called Latte Lath
Was fraught with frustration and wrath
As he just couldn’t reason
His XG for next season
Because of the scale of the math

(With apologies for the s***y Americanism at the end)

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

They call this place Over the Road,
With that their envy showed,
Although I do jest,
This forum’s the best,
And that’ll be sure to make them explode.