Coopers is not old enough to drink. He's the weird Tory kid who looks sort of like a shrunken Michael Gove and gives you the vibe that, even at 14, he still breastfeeds now and again.often heard saying "Okay, guys… can you so-called liberals explain to me THIS".... with some false facts about welfare spend and then cry off the website entirely when a 60-reply comment thread systematically proves them wrong. "Right, if nobody can explain this to me while being CIVIL" is their rallying cry. The Tories so Tory they think being called an idiot or scum on social media is worse than dying of benefits cuts.