I fear for humanity if she ever becomes prime minister.I fear for the desk
I fear for humanity if she ever becomes prime minister.I fear for the desk
I'm a professional, I'd simply secure a 6ft scaffolding board across my stout buttocks.With a behind that size you could easily get lost. Probably best to scatter breadcrumbs and take a torch.
She's got false teeth as well. Just sayingWith a behind that size you could easily get lost. Probably best to scatter breadcrumbs and take a torch.
Best of luck mate. You're a braver man than me. Just make sure that you tell someone where you're going and what you're doing so that they can sound the alarm and send out search parties if you lose your way.I'm a professional, I'd simply secure a 6ft scaffolding board across my stout buttocks.
Yes Lefty. But the fact that such a list even exist boggles the mindThese are all just inappropriate or embarrassing sexual behaviour. There are 40 on this list.
The financial and corruption list must either have been massive or just something they didn't bother keeping tabs on or accept in Tory MP's like you accept a tiger is going to have stripes.
To be fair people shouldn't be judged on their sexual behaviour as long as it isn't interfering with their work. And I shouldn't be making comments about the size of Priti Patel's behind either. It is massive though. I kicked her up the @rse once here in Norton. I won't say any more about that on a public forum. If anyone wants to hear the details then send a message to swordtrombonefish. He knows all about it. I don't know what I'd have done if the dog hadn't been there to save me.These are all just inappropriate or embarrassing sexual behaviour. There are 40 on this list.
The financial and corruption list must either have been massive or just something they didn't bother keeping tabs on or accept in Tory MP's like you accept a tiger is going to have stripes.
Which buttock was in Norton and where was the other one?To be fair people shouldn't be judged on their sexual behaviour as long as it isn't interfering with their work. And I shouldn't be making comments about the size of Priti Patel's behind either. It is massive though. I kicked her up the @rse once here in Norton. I won't say any more about that on a public forum. If anyone wants to hear the details then send a message to swordtrombonefish. He knows all about it. I don't know what I'd have done if the dog hadn't been there to save me.
Best not to ask, inter-dimensional objects create paradoxes that mere mortals should steer clear of, unless armed with a house brick or a knobberie and a bottle of something strong enough to wipe the memories clean when they wake.Which buttock was in Norton and where was the other one?
It's the one at the back.I was reliably told a couple of years ago that one of the senior female Tories was fond of being taken up the wrong 'un over her desk by her junior male staff during working hours but I can't remember which one it was.
They don't understand mate. You're the only one who knows the full story about what happened that night. I nearly lost a leg and they just want to make jokes about it.Best not to ask, inter-dimensional objects create paradoxes that mere mortals should steer clear of, unless armed with a house brick or a knobberie and a bottle of something strong enough to wipe the memories clean when they wake.