Luca Brazi
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When, if you’re lucky enough to have a massage, and they ask ‘where do want me to concentrate on?’ it takes nearly 10 minutes to go through all of the areas where it hurts. This happened only yesterday (present from wife).
You know you're old when...
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VladKinder
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You have to use an electric nasal hair trimmer for your ear hair.
Millbrook
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You are stood by a farm gate feeding a horse, minding your own business when you hear a childs voice;
'Race you to the old man.'
Shortly afterwards 2 children appear on scooters and stop just after you. It slowly dawns on you that you were the destination you overheard.
'Race you to the old man.'
Shortly afterwards 2 children appear on scooters and stop just after you. It slowly dawns on you that you were the destination you overheard.
Cause or consequence?
BaronSmoggie
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You're in a car singing and boogying along to Tiger Feet by Mud and you are being filmed by the young lad in the car alongside you and not giving a toss.
May have happened about an hour ago
May have happened about an hour ago
Norfolkred1
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When you trip over and people come running to help rather than laugh at you.
Naaahh. That makes me feel young. It's what l listen to when I am doing my bit on the treadmill. makes me feel seventeen again.
Doom_On_Horseback
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Planning any outdoor activity with availability of toilets.
EuropeTwice
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When you watch Pointless Celebrities and you recognise one guest
NorthumberlandBoro
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The first series of Auf Viedersen pet feels like a great piece of nostalgia.