You know you're old when...


Well-known member get a letter from a candidate for Parliament saying the best way for you to vote is by post, with an application form and post paid envelope included with the letter.
I nearly choked on my Werther's Original. Was going to write to say how cheeky it was but I'm already settled for the night.
You always have a wee at 8 o'clock every morning but unfortunately don't get up until half past😉!

I remember my uncle giving me some wonderful advice about 30 years ago.

’Remember, if you ever **** the bed, get to sleep while it is still hot son’

Wise words
When someone at work references "The young lads" ....and you painfully realise they aren't talking about you anymore

This happened to me just before Christmas... the wife said "what do you expect, your 37 and work with some 22 year olds"

😂 😞
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When you watch old '80s and '90s reruns of Top of the Pops on BBC4 and ask, "what's this rubbish? It's just noise!"
When you realise that the junior members of staff look bewildered as you're telling them about the seven iconic albums that were released in a 44 day period back in 1991 and say they've heard of a couple of the bands but don't know their music....... as they were born 10 years AFTER these were released!

I feel old..... but mostly sad for them!!

  • MetallicaMetallica (The Black Album), August 12, 1991
  • Pearl JamTen, August 27, 1991
  • Guns N’ RosesUse Your Illusion I & II, September 17, 1991
  • Red Hot Chilli PeppersBlood Sugar Sex Magik, September 24, 1991
  • Soundgarden – Badmotorfinger, September 24, 1991
  • Nirvana – Nevermind, September 24, 1991